You people are horrible. It's not his fault he's a moron. I mean, stupid is a disease. Yes, it is contagious too.
Here's an article on the disease stupid:
Date: Mon, 13 May 2002 22:06:47 -0400
From: Richard Cole <ringleader86@hotmail.com>
To:
maddox@xmission.com
You need to chill on the suicide article. I am in a pshycology class and am
learning about suicide. You just can't post that on the internet. There are
people who might listen to the bull crap you are saying. So why not start
thinking with your head rather than your rear. You are so immature and
stupid. You probably did kill some kids by posting that on your retarded
site. You need to get a life and maybe a freaking brain. You have no idea
how many people would beat you down if they saw you in public. You write
like your are intelligent in your replies to the hate mail. Why not use your
intelligence to something that may make the world a better place and quit
being such a critic. I think you like the attention you are getting from
your stupid site. That is why you continue to post your dumb posts or
opinions. How about you get attention like a real man would and get the
dildo out of your butt. You need to stop cussing and use some of your
awesome big words instead.
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You know Richard, or is it alright if I call you Dick? You know Dick, I thought long and hard about posting that suicide article after I wrote it. I thought that there might be, as you suggested, people who would "listen to the bull crap" I'm saying. Then I eventually decided that anyone who would come to my page and read that article, and then take it seriously enough to end their lives has problems more serious than depression: the problem they have is Stupid. Stupid is a very serious disease, and judging by your email you might have it; you should check with someone. Here are some symptoms of Stupid:
You're a business major.
You own a $15,000 dollar car with racing stripes on it.
You send email to strangers babbling about their web page because you think taking a 1000 level psychology course in a community college gives you the right to talk out of your ass.
You think that sitting in meetings at work is productive.
You kill yourself over a web page.
If people who read my site end up killing themselves over it, then you have to wonder how long they would have lived in the first place.
I mean, seriously, if you're that much of a brain dead dolt that you're going to be coaxed into taking your life because of some stupid shit someone writes on his personal page, then it would have only been a matter of time before your dumbass did something stupid like wandering out into traffic or falling out of your chair, hitting your head on the edge of your desk and bleeding to death. Anyone that stupid probably shouldn't be living. Trust me on this one, I'm doing you a favor. These are the same people who hold up traffic, pay with checks, listen to Enya, and delete all the files on their computer and then wonder why it stops working.
Hey Dick, don't you think it's a bit hypocritical to send me an email telling me to stop being "such a critic"? You know that your email is full of criticism, right? Do they teach you how not to be a moron in your pshycology class? Exactly what field of study is pshycology? Is it anything like psychology, moron? What's the deal with your email anyway, are you 12 or something? If you want me to stop cussing, then why did you use the phrase "bull crap" instead of bullshit? It has the same meaning, except you sound like a pussy when you say "bull crap." Nobody cares if you say shit, least of all me. You remind me of all those pussies who write "sh*t" as if it's somehow less offensive to read than the actual word. Listen Dick, I'm going to do you a favor and give you some advice. It would be in your best interest to take my advice because I know everything.
Advice for Dick:
1. Stop being a pussy. If you're going to cuss, just do it.
2. Shut up. You don't know anything.
3. Get a vasectomy.
There you have it Dick, send me a follow-up email in a couple of years and let me know how my advice has worked out.
Thanks to Maddox, greatest pirate ever.
http://www.maddox.xmission.com/hatemail.cgi