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Wallets and purses work too.

I am rockin a 1 dolla bill, 3 quarters, a penny, a lighter, pack of Marlboros, Cherry Skoal, a cellphone, a wallat filled with normal wallat crap, a Kershaw Chive, a Cross Pen, and a bunch of reciepts.

And BTW, I am obvioulsy wearing cargo pants as I have a lot in my pockets.
 

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im in my underwear looking at porno with my cock in my hand.
 

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A 5 and 1 dollar bill and my car key right my right pocket, dayquil tabs and my zippo in my left pocket, my wallet in my back pocket, and a pack of marlboro lights in my sweater pocket.
 

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I always got on cargo khakis so im packin some stuff
Spent AK shells, 7.62x39mm
.40cal shells
distorted and fragmented lead
fourwheeler keys
cellphone
assorted sockets
chain links
dirt
lint
sand
screws
electrical tape
flashlight

In my wallet
bout 50 bucks
a few scraps of paper with numbers on em
and lots of cards that i dont know what they are
 

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Pockets- Car key and $.35

Wallet- School ID, Driver's License, Durex (ultra thin), AAA card, Health Insurance card, and about $73
 

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irontom said:
Pockets- Car key and $.35

Wallet- School ID, Driver's License, Durex (ultra thin), AAA card, Health Insurance card, and about $73
Keeping condoms in the wallet is a bad idea mate...:p
 

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irontom said:
Although that is true for long periods of time, they usually aren't in there for more than a week. ;)
Damn your hand causes THAT much friction?
 

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i have my keys, a wallet, camel lights, lighter, cell phone, and chapstick. it's kinda stupid but whenever i get up from somewhere i do this sort of maca-rena dance and say to myself, "keys, phone, wallet." just to make sure i have everything.
 

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Keys for car & house, keys for shop, cell phone, wallet with CCs, driver's licence, rally licence, gas cards and phone numbers of hot chicks, Swiss army knife and a Zippo.

One of the above items is a bold face lie.
 

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Wufaded said:
I have a grand total of $1.22 & the receipt from Subway I ate at during lunch... :hal:
Ooooh, Subway is teh goodness. I had a meatball marinara on hearty italian before my game tonight. :drool:
 

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sno said:
it's kinda stupid but whenever i get up from somewhere i do this sort of maca-rena dance and say to myself, "keys, phone, wallet." just to make sure i have everything.
I do the same exact thing.
 

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whats really funny is when you wear cargos and your phone rings and you have to pat yourself down a few times to find the friggin thing
 

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whats really funny is when you wear cargos and your phone rings and you have to pat yourself down a few times to find the friggin thing
I once went on an hour hunt for my phone, only to realize that it was in one of the gazillion pockets on my cargo pants with silent mode on.
 
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