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Sorry I felt like this thread needed some comedy....or uh drama. A few of you So. Cali peepz already know but I got my license suspended. Well on the ticket it said I made an unsafe lane change and I was doing 90. I was 17 so i'm still a lil kid under the law's eyes. My court date was July 30th. I got up at 8 am in the morning got all dressed up figuring that if i'm lucky the judge would be a woman and be somewhat attracted to me(lol). Im sitting in the waiting room with my mom(hey im underaged) with a bunch of other kids and their parents. Then finally im sent in with 2 other guys into a lil room with a judge(guy). The judge asks if it I wanted to take traffic school if I qualified. I said yes. Now he begins to review my ticket. He said "Is there any reason as to why you were going 90 mph." I said "no" (i was thinking i had to rush back for that damn laker game, it was the game with the kings and lakers, it was a good game, lakers won but neways). Judge does not give me traffic school saying that I was intentionally speeding and that if I was only going 70 or 75 that I would've qualifed for it. Right now i'm thinking awww wtf 1 pt on my record. Then he slaps me again with a "Your license is also suspended for 2 weeks." At this point my heart stops, i'm bout to go postal. He threatened me that I could have gotten 6 months, but he can't do that can he?, since im just a yougn and all. He also charged me with a $373 fine. Im fugging 18 now so for all of you people under 18, watch it!!!! The moral of this story....... Don't Rush for a Basketball Game.

Scoreboard: Judge - 3 Me - 0 - $343 - License(2 weeks) = Fugg

Sentra is outta commission for only 4 more days! I get it back Tuesday, hell ya!
 

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You should have made up some BS....like an immediate family member was sick or you had to take a sh!t. Judge was a d!ck he didnt have to take you license....n e way just look out fo the po po
 

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hah, that sux, I got 6 months of probation for a "failure to provide information, and fleeing the scene of an accident" then speeding also!.

didnt get no tickets though, just probation, and 1 night in juvy!.

SENTRA RACER, WHERES MY INTAKE!!!!!:D :D :D
 

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hey 200sxgtr, i havent received that money order yet. Where is it man. Your intake is sitting in a box in my trunk. LoL
 

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This works because I'm a living testament! When you approach the judges bench, do a little ghetto dance, crab your crotch and make the ugly face. By this time the bailiff probably wanna bust a cap in yo' @ss, so then you just piss yourself and say this is why I was moving kinda fast your honor sir, please forgive me for having bladder trouble.
 

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LOL....crouch grabbing, ghetto dancing and an excuse yo hona....you make jokes but i have seen a$$holes do it.
 

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Not an a$$hole just lucky the judge was not a hard ass cause he could have held you in contempt of court. I was reffering more to the people that go up there sucking there lips with there pants around there ankles and a bad attitude..I highly doubt you did that.
 

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Get caught breaking the rules, you gotta pay. Either don't get caught or don't break the rules. Simple as that. If you get caught, be a man and take your lumps. Bitter lessons teach best.
 

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Remember one thing, that judge or that cop puts on his pants or her skirt like any other human being. We humans irregardless of how ignorant, prejudiced or down right nasty have moments of compassion especially towards other humans that are not as perfect as we are. But then again, it all depends on who's interpretation of perfect we're relying on. They speed, they cheat, they scam, they drink, they take viagra, they have bills, bounce checks, they get sick and most of them like nascar racing. So yes, they are human and if you put on a good enough show without over-doing it, there's a big possibilty that you may experience some of their hidden compassion...... Speed on and watch yo' back........
 

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damn that was beautiful boost boy.........never thought of it that way. But my judge was an @$$hole flat out. That guy looked like he hasn't gotten out in a long time or something:D
 

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Yes and apologized for my incontinence. He told me to get myself checked and next time don't wait till the last minute to do your thing........Paid court costs $35.00 and was out the door. I had gottten clocked at 135 in a 55mph zone (do you see the need to be humble). Actually I was going faster, but I pulled my e-brake instead of hitting the brake pedal.....
 

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Hell, I could care less about a little warm piss in my socks and boots. I didn't want him to be in my @ss about all them miles per hour because I definitely know right from wrong. the people in the court room just smiled as I walked out w/ my boots squeaking. ($35.00) I got off scotch free.. I guess the judge said, this guy put on a show, I got to let him go:D
 

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boost_boy said:
Yes and apologized for my incontinence. He told me to get myself checked and next time don't wait till the last minute to do your thing........Paid court costs $35.00 and was out the door. I had gottten clocked at 135 in a 55mph zone (do you see the need to be humble). Actually I was going faster, but I pulled my e-brake instead of hitting the brake pedal.....
damn 135 eh, and all the older folk over here think 90 was fast. Shiet......:eek:
 
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