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>Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down......... by David

>Letterman

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>10. The cucumber has left the salad.

> 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.

> 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked

> position.

> 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..

> 6. Elvis is leaving the building.

> 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.

> 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.

> 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.

> 2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes

> with Venus.

>

>And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....

> 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
 
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