>Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down......... by David
>Letterman
>
>10. The cucumber has left the salad.
> 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
> 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
> position.
> 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
> 6. Elvis is leaving the building.
> 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
> 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
> 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
> 2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes
> with Venus.
>
>And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
> 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
>Letterman
>
>10. The cucumber has left the salad.
> 9. Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells.
> 8. You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked
> position.
> 7. Paging Mr. Johnson... Paging Mr. Johnson..
> 6. Elvis is leaving the building.
> 5. The Buick is not all the way in the garage.
> 4. Our next guest is someone who needs no introduction.
> 3. You've got a security breach at Los Pantalones.
> 2. Men may be From Mars.....but I can see something that rhymes
> with Venus.
>
>And the #1 way to tell someone his zipper is unzipped.....
> 1. I always knew you were crazy, but now I can see your nuts.
