[James]

Typically any from Monty Python and Office Space is funny... but I was watching 3 Amigos on comedy network two days ago and I was crackin up when the guy hands Martin Short that big ass gun and says:

"You don't want to die with a seeesy gun, this is a man's gun."

All in a heavy hispanic accent...

guess you had to be there...

 

[BORNGEARHEAD]

The movie : Christine - "You can't polish a turd."

 

[SentraRacer97]

Terminator "I'll be back"

sorry, its a classic!

 

[Adam]

Boondock Saints - "Is it dead?" -Rocco

You definitely had to see it to understand.

EDIT: This of course is said as he and his friends are looking at a chunky blood splattered section of wall where his girlfriend's cat used to be. Now understand?

 

[hpro123]

"BLUHER!!!" Marty Feldman in Frankenstein Junior.

 

[CHI-B14SENTRA]

GODFATHER "YOU COME INTO MY HOUSE, YOU DON'T SAY HELLO, BUT YOU ASK ME TO DO FAVORS"

 

[XtremE]

"Do ya feel lucky punk! do ya?"

 

[James]

ok got another one, it's actually from the simpsons so i'm going off topic in the off topic...

the halloween special w/ the "Shinnin"...

"Can't murder now... eating." -Homer

 

[samo]

"I need NAWWWWS... one of the big ones, no better make it two!"

Sorry .

 

[Adam]

"and I need them by tonight!"

 

[James]

From that cartoon Hercules:

"Somebody dial IXII!!!"

 

[By Nature]

"Yappi ka yay motherfucker..."

 

[RiceBox]

"I live my life a quater mile at a time."

 

[Adam]

woman- "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
Sam Jackson- "I hope not, I'm thinking about how much my balls hurt!"

 

[Adam]

Ok, another boondock saints one (long) following the death of the cat.

gf - "Rocco, where's my cat?"
R - "I killed your cat you druggy bitch!"
gf - "why?"
R - "I thought it would bring closure to our relationship" (not really, it was an accident)
gf - "You killed my...my..."
R - "Your what bitch?"
gf - "my...my...."
R - "Your what, your precious little what? You tell me that cat's name and I'll shoot myself in the head" (as he pulls out a gun and puts it to his head)
gf - "sss.....sparky.....spanky?"
R - "AAwww, what color was it bitch?"
gf's friend - "Don't you fucking yell at her like that you prick!"
R - (points gun at her) "Shut your fat ass (Rainie??) I can go to the store to buy a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys you've fucked!"

It's a great movie, go rent it sometime.

 

[sethwas]

"*sniff**sniff*...Slider....you stink."

as runner up:
(prelude to quote: 'tower this is ghostrider requesting flyby')

"negative ghostrider the pattern is full"

Seth

 

[SentraRacer97]

this one is from Vinny from Atlantis (that one disney movie)

"You have anything sportier like a tuna?"

 

[TheNatrix]

Blazing Saddles

Blazing Saddles:

Man: And what are your qualifications
Other Man: Rape, assault, battery... rape
Man: You said rape twice
Other man: I like rape
Man: What are your other qualifications?
Other man: stampeding cattle
Man: But that's not very evil
Other man: through the vatican
Man: (high pitched voice) kinky!

sorry but it makes me crack up everytime i see, damn i love that movie

 

[syndicate-bro]

John Holmes M/F

-(Yah see there was this cooz,
a regular F^(k Machine.
Were talking morning, day, and night,
D!ck, D!ck,D!ck, D!ck, D!ck)
-(How many dicks is that?)
-(Alot)

I could go on about the best line ever but that whole story sums it up pretty good.

Resevor Dogs
-Quentin Terintino

(Like a virgan story)

 

[Adam]

Re: John Holmes M/F

-(Yah see there was this cooz,
a regular F^(k Machine.
Were talking morning, day, and night,
D!ck, D!ck,D!ck, D!ck, D!ck)
-(How many dicks is that?)
-(Alot)

I could go on about the best line ever but that whole story sums it up pretty good.

Resevor Dogs
-Quentin Terintino

(Like a virgan story)

"He's diggin tunnels!"