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Typically any from Monty Python and Office Space is funny... but I was watching 3 Amigos on comedy network two days ago and I was crackin up when the guy hands Martin Short that big ass gun and says:

"You don't want to die with a seeesy gun, this is a man's gun."

All in a heavy hispanic accent...

guess you had to be there...
 

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"I live my life a quater mile at a time." :rolleyes:
 
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Ok, another boondock saints one (long) following the death of the cat.

gf - "Rocco, where's my cat?"
R - "I killed your cat you druggy bitch!"
gf - "why?"
R - "I thought it would bring closure to our relationship" (not really, it was an accident)
gf - "You killed my...my..."
R - "Your what bitch?"
gf - "my...my...."
R - "Your what, your precious little what? You tell me that cat's name and I'll shoot myself in the head" (as he pulls out a gun and puts it to his head)
gf - "sss.....sparky.....spanky?"
R - "AAwww, what color was it bitch?"
gf's friend - "Don't you fucking yell at her like that you prick!"
R - (points gun at her) "Shut your fat ass (Rainie??) I can go to the store to buy a pack of smokes without running into 9 guys you've fucked!"

It's a great movie, go rent it sometime.
 

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Blazing Saddles

Blazing Saddles:

Man: And what are your qualifications
Other Man: Rape, assault, battery... rape
Man: You said rape twice
Other man: I like rape
Man: What are your other qualifications?
Other man: stampeding cattle
Man: But that's not very evil
Other man: through the vatican
Man: (high pitched voice) kinky!

sorry but it makes me crack up everytime i see, damn i love that movie
 
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John Holmes M/F

-(Yah see there was this cooz,
a regular F^(k Machine.
Were talking morning, day, and night,
D!ck, D!ck,D!ck, D!ck, D!ck)
-(How many dicks is that?)
-(Alot)

I could go on about the best line ever but that whole story sums it up pretty good.

Resevor Dogs
-Quentin Terintino

(Like a virgan story)
 
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Re: John Holmes M/F

syndicate-bro said:
-(Yah see there was this cooz,
a regular F^(k Machine.
Were talking morning, day, and night,
D!ck, D!ck,D!ck, D!ck, D!ck)
-(How many dicks is that?)
-(Alot)

I could go on about the best line ever but that whole story sums it up pretty good.

Resevor Dogs
-Quentin Terintino

(Like a virgan story)
"He's diggin tunnels!"
 
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