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A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5000
and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home, she stops at a
news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving she says to the clerk, "I
hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32," is the reply.

"I'm exactly 47, " the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter
girl the very same question. She replies, "I guess about 29," the woman
replies, "Nope, I'm 47."

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a drug
store on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some
mints and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds,
"Oh, I'd say 30." Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but thank you."


While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man the same
question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is going. Although,
when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was. It
sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under
your bra. Then I can tell you exactly how old you are."

They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets the
best of her. She finally blurts out, "What the heck, go ahead." He slips
both of his hands under her blouse and under her bra and begins to feel
around very slowly and carefully.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, "Okay, okay,...how old
am I?" "Madam, you are 47." Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That
was incredible, how could you tell?" The old man replies, "Promise you
won't get mad?" "Yes, I promise," she says.

He replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."
 
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