Alrighty guys/girls this is extended spanking While coming from the JunkYard in ft.lauderdale, I figured I'll hit the turnpike to make it back to miami when all of a sudden I see this fool in his accord pulling clutch drops while in gear chirping tires while in forward motion. Then he did something really stupid, he snatched his E-brake just before the stop light and his car slid to the stop light I just shook my head and said I'm going to make him pay for embarassing himself (Honda Zombie). So we hit the on ramp and he took off like the cops was after him and now I'm saying to myself "What the F%$# is this guys problem"? So I trail behind him about 10 car lengths or so and this fool turns on his hazards. I don't know if he's coaxing me to come play or that car possibly needed some parts from the junkyard I just came from! So I get close to him, change lanes and end up behind a yellow porsche 911 and the fool in the honda did a nasty lane change right in front of the porsche. I thought the dude in the porsche was going to get him, so I chilled and the porsche guy chilled as well. So I said "F--- this" went around the porsche and proceeded to catch the honda mad man. Now I'm behind him chillin' (2 car lengths) and he revs that stupid car again. Just as soon as he revved it again, I let the wastegate pipe warn him that he was out of his league and must've left him like 30-40 cars back. So I get off the gas and purge at about 95mph and here he comes again and went past me, so now I'm gonna smoke him once and for all. We were at the Pro Player stadium area (but still on the turnpike) and he was like 4 cars in front of me and doing about 110mph. I slowly downshifted to 4th gear and let the boost god control the "ol b12 (The car sound so wicked) I shot past his @ss and just pulled away from him so nasty that everyone who drives a honda must've felt the vibes and hung their heads in shame. Hondas can have the 1/4, nissan will own the highway and I'm a nasty troll that will never let no honda past, not even the NSX (just kidding), but I ain't skeered of them mudda' fuckas.....