myoung

Two boys from Buffalo, NY are playing street hockey when one of the boys is attacked by a rabid pitbull. Thinking quickly, the other boy takes his hockey stick, wedges it down the dog's collar and twists, breaking the dog's neck. A Buffalo newspaper reporter hears about the incident and rushes over to interview the boy. "Young Sabres Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Buffalo Sabres fan," the young hero replies.
"Sorry," replied the reporter, "since we're in Buffalo, I just assumed you were."
"Bills Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack," the reporter continues in his notebook.
"But I'm not a Buffalo Bills fan, either," the boy responds.
"I just thought everyone in Buffalo was either a Sabres or a Bill's fan," replied the reporter, "Whom do you root for?"
"I'm a Toronto Maple Leaf fan," the boy answers proudly.
The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Canadian Bastard Kills Beloved Family Pet."--

 

Hendrix

LMAO, damn no good Canadians

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iron tomm

ZING!


{hides from crazy canucks}

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pete2.0

Just cause we own you at hockey

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myoung

That must be why no Canadian team has won the Stanley Cup in 12 years..

 

Spelchy

Hahaha, that made me laugh.


And btw, it hasn't been American teams winning the stanley cup, it's been teams of 20 Canadians and 10 Russians.

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muchachomaloo

Hockey isn't a real sport because it isn't dominated by black people.

pete2.0

Which country in North America has been owned every year, repeatedly, in the Winter Olympics? thats right... America
hahahaha I talk so much trash, but I like it down there

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myoung

There aren't no sports in the Winter Olympics anyways

myoung

I don't know who?


TOTAL OF MEDALS FOR THE WINTER OLYMPICS FROM CHAMONIX 1924 TO SALT LAKE CITY 2002

UNITED STATES
Gold 69
Silver 72
Bronze 52
Total 193
Points 403

CANADA

Gold 31
Silver 29
Bronze 35
Total 95
Points 186

A little research next time before the trash talk might be a good idea

 

pete2.0

I am talking hockey the rest, I'll give it to ya, but no dice on hockey

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muchachomaloo

Hockey doesn't matter because it isn't a real sport.

iron tomm

Overall stats ftw.

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iron tomm

We have Michael Jordan too, the end.

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myoung

So you beat us in Amateur Hockey... there's something to celebrate