Child Abuse

iron tomm · Nov 11th, 2005, 02:31 PM

Philadelphia (AP) A seven-year-old boy was at the center of a Philadelphia
PA courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a court ruling over who
should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his
parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with
child custody law and regulations requiring that family unity be maintained
to the highest degree possible.

The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more
than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her. When the judge
then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried out that
they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that
domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took
the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have
custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with child welfare
officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Philadelphia Eagles,
whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.

Bumpin · Nov 11th, 2005, 02:32 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAH 6/5

***Jeff*** · Nov 11th, 2005, 02:34 PM

HAHAHAHAHA...Too funny.

muchachomaloo · Nov 11th, 2005, 02:42 PM

Nice greatest joke ever.

psuLemon · Nov 11th, 2005, 02:50 PM

hahah.. 10/5

Slayer2003 · Nov 11th, 2005, 03:03 PM

Completely had me, great one!

sethwas · Nov 11th, 2005, 03:29 PM

hysterical.

and I don't even follow hockey

Seth

Insert Name Here · Nov 11th, 2005, 05:14 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Hendrix · Nov 11th, 2005, 05:16 PM

LMAO, 5 outta 5

myoung · Nov 11th, 2005, 06:11 PM

5/5 .... had me on that one..

iron tomm · Nov 11th, 2005, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myoung

5/5 .... had me on that one..

Tell the truth. Would you have liked it if it was a team besides the Eagles?

myoung · Nov 11th, 2005, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iron tom

Tell the truth. Would you have liked it if it was a team besides the Eagles?

yes....... But that certainly made it more enjoyable

These same jokes were rampant about Buffalo when they were losing Super Bowls..

Q. How many Buffalo Bills does it take to change a flat tire?
A. One, unless it is a blowout and then they all show up!

Q. Why is a dollar bill worth more than the Buffalo Bills?
A. Because with a dollar bill you will get your four quarters worth.

Q. What is the Buffalo Bills' new area code?
A. 0 - 4 - 4

***Jeff*** · Nov 11th, 2005, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by iron tom

Tell the truth. Would you have liked it if it was a team besides the Eagles?

Packers would have been a better choice but I'll take the Eagles in replacement.

Nostrodomas · Nov 11th, 2005, 07:40 PM

Ahahahahahaha 6/5

Blank · Nov 12th, 2005, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by myoung

yes....... But that certainly made it more enjoyable

These same jokes were rampant about Buffalo when they were losing Super Bowls..

Q. How many Buffalo Bills does it take to change a flat tire?
A. One, unless it is a blowout and then they all show up!

Q. Why is a dollar bill worth more than the Buffalo Bills?
A. Because with a dollar bill you will get your four quarters worth.

Q. What is the Buffalo Bills' new area code?
A. 0 - 4 - 4

see, why you gotta beat down on the bills???