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Old Apr 23rd, 2005, 07:21 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Old Apr 23rd, 2005, 07:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LMAO I dunno where you found them but they're hillarious
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Old Apr 23rd, 2005, 07:42 PM   #3 (permalink)
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HOLY CRAP, this makes #4
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Old Apr 23rd, 2005, 07:48 PM   #4 (permalink)
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And you fucking point is what? That is that funny it needs to be reposted 4 times. Your damn right. I bet you just get off proofing reposts huh. Its like your way of feeling like a man, since your penis was removed in that horrible Jacuzzi accident.
Yea thats right, he was the kid that got his cock stuck in the drainage hole.
Now STFu and laugh again!!!!
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Old Apr 23rd, 2005, 08:09 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Well I missed the other 3 posts... so it was new to me... I had a buzz too so I was laughing with tears. Who cares if it's been posted before ? Did you actually search the Off-Topic forum lol That's so pathetic.
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Old Apr 23rd, 2005, 08:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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ohhh swirly time! are you callin type R?
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Old Apr 23rd, 2005, 09:35 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Well I missed the other 3 posts... so it was new to me... I had a buzz too so I was laughing with tears. Who cares if it's been posted before ? Did you actually search the Off-Topic forum lol That's so pathetic.
Hell, I even posted in one of the previous posts of this and I thought I hadn't seen it until now. Great repost.....I liked it!!!
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Old Apr 24th, 2005, 07:15 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Yeah, yeah, this is older than your mom and a type-r, big deal it's still funnier than 99.999% of the crap that gets posted around here.

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Old Apr 24th, 2005, 08:12 AM   #9 (permalink)
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There was few new ones in there.....
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Old Apr 24th, 2005, 08:29 AM   #10 (permalink)
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My thoughts exactly, but at least it's still funny. (not as funny as the first time, but still funny)
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Old Apr 24th, 2005, 10:19 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Wheres Nissan at?
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Old Apr 25th, 2005, 10:17 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old Apr 25th, 2005, 10:23 AM   #13 (permalink)
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HOLY SHIT YOU TYPE R'ed KALEL!!!!
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Old Apr 25th, 2005, 10:35 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Why isnt there any mention of the Nissan folks? Ive wondered that since the first post.
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Old Apr 25th, 2005, 10:42 AM   #15 (permalink)
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i hate to be an ass but this is the 3rd time that this one has been done, after a careful review off those 3, i discovered only 2 matched the current verison, the first one (kalel's) is not the same

oh and thats the funny
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