Happy B-day you bitch!!!!!
Thank you! We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view, you ridiculous little carnival freak.
Here's a tip: no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a wig to hide to the scars; stop posting your drivel on message boards, and learn to control the slobbering. You could type every thing you know on the subject on back of a microscopic postage stamp and still have room leftover for a shopping list. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. As Robert Wilensky said: "We've all heard that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriters will eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."
You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? Why don't you close your mouth before someone sticks an apple in it? Maybe you wouldn't come across as such a jellyfish-sucking mental midget if you weren't intellectually outclassed by dead sheep; if your weren't so grossly fat that you have to put your belt on with a boomerang, or if your face wasn't so ugly that visitors to the Ugly Palace pay money NOT to see you. No, come to think of it, you would.
You're a message board freak. I know it's hard to accept the truth, but the truth it is, and accept it, you must.
English is your second language, isn't it? You don't have a first. Your posts are an orgy of stultifying cacophonous verbal depravity; an exercise in literary impotence, and an offense to all of good taste and decency.
I notice that you never let an idea interrupt the flow of your posts. Clearly, the full area of your ignorance is not yet mapped. We are presently only exploring the fringes of that vast expanse. Oh well, at least you only charge what your free advice is worth. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."
If your posts are intended as jokes, you forgot to include the punch line. Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient. Maybe you wouldn't read like such a pathetic loser if you had enough brains to find water after falling down a well
In future, wake up the dozy peglegged hamster operating that wheel-powered brain of yours before you start typing.
Oh and you look much better as a woman.....BUAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<~~ its the hottest stripper i could find this quick
I can hardly wait til next year......
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