1. Never give yourself a haircut after three margaritas.
2. You need only two tools. WD-40 and duct tape. If it doesn't move and it should, use WD-40. If it moves and shouldn't, use the tape.
3. The five most essential words for a healthy, vital relationship "I apologize" and "You are right."
4. Everyone seems normal until you get to know them.
5. When you make a mistake, make amends immediately. It's easier to eat crow while it's still warm.
6. The only really good advice that your mother ever gave you was, "Go! You might meet somebody!"
7. If he/she says that you are too good for him/her--believe them.
8. Learn to pick your battles; ask yourself, 'Will this matter one year from now? How about one month? One week? One day?
9. Never pass up an opportunity to pee.
10. If you woke up breathing, congratulations! You have another chance!
11. Living well really is the best revenge. Being miserable because of a
bad or former relationship just might mean that the other person
was right about you.
12. Work is good, but it's not that important.
13. And finally...
Be really nice to your friends. You never know when you are going to need them to empty your bedpan.
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01 Sentra SE/PP 5 speed, AEM CAI, ES MM inserts, ADV TMG :D
02 Maxima SE 6 Speed:) Cattman Exhaust, UR Pulley, PRI CAI, ADV TMG
04 Honda CBR 600RR Jardine CF exhaust, Greggs flush mounts, Puig screen, Competition Werks Rear Fender Eliminator Kit, Dr X Kit X-treme tail light
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I had a '93 Sentra Classic (B12)
Mom's got an '03 Altima 2.5S
Dad had a '98 Sentra GXE
Current "rides": 2000 Kona Caldera "Callie", 1996 Specialized Hard Rock "Betty"
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