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Headlines from the future..2030 A.D.
Baby conceived naturally. Scientists stumped.
Couple petitions court to reinstate heterosexual marriage.
Castro dead at 112. Cuban cigars can now be imported. However President Chelsea Clinton has banned all smoking.
Capitol hill intern indicted for not having sex with congressman.
IRS sets lowest tax rate at 75%.
Court orders recount of the Ohio votes of presidental election 2004.
Average weight of Americans drops to 250 lbs.
Massachusetts excutes last remaining conservative.
Archaeologists discover TV from circa 1960's. Yet to find remote control
Postal service raises price of first class stamp to $17.89. Mail delivery is limited to Wendesdays only.
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