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Old Dec 28th, 2004, 12:30 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Habib Joke

2 habibs come to America. One habib says to the other "I bet I can become more Americanized than you in 1 year", the other accepts the challenge. So one year later the 2 habibs meet. "I am sorry I was so late, but I had to take my kids to soccer and I had to go to the mall then stop at Mcdonalds..."Said the first habib. "Shut up you fuking towel head" responded the second habib.
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Old Dec 28th, 2004, 12:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LMMFAO!!!

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Old Dec 28th, 2004, 01:01 PM   #3 (permalink)
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damn habibs...
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Old Dec 28th, 2004, 01:06 PM   #4 (permalink)
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This thread is clearly racist.

It's not towel-head...it's 'Lil sheet head'
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Old Dec 28th, 2004, 01:48 PM   #5 (permalink)
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awesome joke!
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Old Dec 28th, 2004, 01:49 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Funny in that wrong way.
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Old Dec 28th, 2004, 02:41 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Was he wearing his American flag shirt, too?
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What's the difference between dog shit and niggers?
When dog shit gets old it turns White and quits stinking.

What's the difference between a nigger and a snow tire?
A snow tire doesn't sing when you put chains on it.

Hal, remember, ethnic jokes are NOT funny.
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