So what the hell happens with anniversaries after you get married. i got an email from my wife this morning saying happy anniversary. Today does mark our 5th year together but we are married now and should have a new anniversarry, this shit is so fuckin stupid. I did fuck her this morning before I left for work so I guess that could be considered a anniversary gift.
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DUH, the bitch is obviously trying to maximize the amount of times per year she gets a gift from you. When you get home I want you to let her know who's boss and have her pick one or the other as your official anniversary. Then when you're done, make her give you a rusty trombone.
So what the hell happens with anniversaries after you get married. i got an email from my wife this morning saying happy anniversary. Today does mark our 5th year together but we are married now and should have a new anniversarry, this shit is so fuckin stupid. I did fuck her this morning before I left for work so I guess that could be considered a anniversary gift.
The ONLY anniversary now is the WEDDING anniversary. That, "Oh, this is the anniversary of when we started dating" is out of the question now. The little lady and I have been together for 12 yrs, but have only been married 6. The 6yrs is the REAL anniversary I buy presents for.
I told her she is a greedy cunt, and that she is going to be brutally ass raped when I get home.
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Originally Posted by Scott
Those of you who are offended by Hal's comments need to realize this is the off topic forum and shouldn't be taken seriously. There's a reason why threads here don't show up when viewing the new posts listing. It's Hal's nature to be an asshole, and if he steps out of line outside of OT he knows Adam has his finger on the ban button.
ok a ittle secret about myself...me and my wife have been married twice. To each other....we seperated and got a divorce then after about 6 months we got married again.....so now I have 2 dates to forget
do like I do go outside pick her some grass and say the florist was out of flowers
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HAHA WTF do you do there? You should just keep getting divorces and remarried until you fill eveyday in the calendar year.
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Originally Posted by Scott
Those of you who are offended by Hal's comments need to realize this is the off topic forum and shouldn't be taken seriously. There's a reason why threads here don't show up when viewing the new posts listing. It's Hal's nature to be an asshole, and if he steps out of line outside of OT he knows Adam has his finger on the ban button.
So what the hell happens with anniversaries after you get married. i got an email from my wife this morning saying happy anniversary. Today does mark our 5th year together but we are married now and should have a new anniversarry, this shit is so fuckin stupid. I did fuck her this morning before I left for work so I guess that could be considered a anniversary gift.
Those of you who are offended by Hal's comments need to realize this is the off topic forum and shouldn't be taken seriously. There's a reason why threads here don't show up when viewing the new posts listing. It's Hal's nature to be an asshole, and if he steps out of line outside of OT he knows Adam has his finger on the ban button.
"They look like big, strong, pimp hands, don't they?" What movie?
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Originally Posted by Scott
Those of you who are offended by Hal's comments need to realize this is the off topic forum and shouldn't be taken seriously. There's a reason why threads here don't show up when viewing the new posts listing. It's Hal's nature to be an asshole, and if he steps out of line outside of OT he knows Adam has his finger on the ban button.
Those of you who are offended by Hal's comments need to realize this is the off topic forum and shouldn't be taken seriously. There's a reason why threads here don't show up when viewing the new posts listing. It's Hal's nature to be an asshole, and if he steps out of line outside of OT he knows Adam has his finger on the ban button.
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