I just sat down and sat right on my damn nut..yes it is possible...and it hurt like a muthfoka and I can honestly say it hurt worse than anything ever that I have done to my little buddies..............but I was just wondering what was the most painful thing you have ever done to you family's greatest jewels?
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Played street hockey, goaltending with a hockey ball (which is like a smooth, orange HARD tennis-sized ball) without wearing a cup.
Mind you, even when I played with tennis balls I can recall rolling around on the ground in pain for a few minutes... those nut shots really take you down in a hurry.
I was catcher and before I had the chance to put my cup in, my buddy decided to deliver a heater.
so you didnt pitch? i guess we know where this leaves you girly man..
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Played street hockey, goaltending with a hockey ball (which is like a smooth, orange HARD tennis-sized ball) without wearing a cup.
Mind you, even when I played with tennis balls I can recall rolling around on the ground in pain for a few minutes... those nut shots really take you down in a hurry.
When i used to play baseball in highschool... forgot my cup one day during practice.. i played catcher... and the pitcher had a strong but wild arm.. and he threw a low ball which i thougt i was going to be able to scoop off the ground, but i missed and it bounced off the ground str8 at my gonads... i threw up and all.. it was a horrible expirience... but now i never play without a cup...
and as for the most painful ive ever seen happen to someone... it was during a paintball game of woodsball.. my teamate got shot in the balls by an Rat Impulse set at 350fps (idiot forgot to turn down pressure)... well yea, i cant imagine his pain...
it was during a paintball game of woodsball.. my teamate got shot in the balls by an Rat Impulse set at 350fps (idiot forgot to turn down pressure)... well yea, i cant imagine his pain...
In a 3 on 3 speedball tourney, my friend got some guy in the nuts with a 3 shot burst from a Bob Long Intimidator. Ref had to stop the match and everything. I felt really bad for him. I dont remember how many fps he was shooting. 300 was the max, and I was shooting about 285. But I remember he was shooting the slowest out of the 3 of us.
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I've played soccer for a number of years, so I've been hit in da nutz a few times.
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I just sat down and sat right on my damn nut..yes it is possible...and it hurt like a muthfoka and I can honestly say it hurt worse than anything ever that I have done to my little buddies..............but I was just wondering what was the most painful thing you have ever done to you family's greatest jewels?
I have testicular cancer, you can figure out the rest.
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I was catcher and before I had the chance to put my cup in, my buddy decided to deliver a heater.
that sounds sooooo bad :rofl:
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mods: uh...prothanes for when the motor goes in...otherwise stock
i was off on a trail and took a jump and slipped a pedal (had on shoes with no grip on the bottom) when i landed on my seat it angled back more than normal and i didn't notice it and took another jump .................slipped the pedal again............think about it cuz i sure as hell don't want to again :dumbass: after that i tightened the nut (on the seat post ) down like CRAZY!. and put liquid nail on the thread like lock tight lol...........i still cant get that mofo off now
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) down like CRAZY!. and put liquid nail on the thread like lock tight lol...........i still cant get that mofo off now
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