Hendrix

Not the best but meh.

A business man got on an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright, "T-G-I-F."
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked puzzled and repeated, "T-G-I-F," more slowly.

He again answered, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as she possibly could, "T-G-I-F."

The man smiled back at her and once again, "S-H-I-T."

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain. "'T-G-I-F' means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday'. Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered, "'S-H-I-T' means 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'"

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Radioaktiv

its early and im pissed off

0/5

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Hendrix

LOL, get back to work

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Galimba1

sucker u work on saturdays!

Radioaktiv

yep
im about to get married
i need the money

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Hendrix

LOL, yup because as soon as you say "I do" you're back to getting an allowance again

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Nismo1997

i work 6 somtimes 7days a week..but today im off

Flying Vv

hahahahaha

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Bumpin

I'm about to start working 60 hours a week again so I know how you guys feel.


Q: What did the blondes left knee say to the right knee?

A: Nothing, they've never met.

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Hardcore

Ok there has to some better blonde jokes than that.
I'm working too........

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asleepz

that's pretty good to be a simple blond joke

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Jujutzin

Blonde jokes.... hmmmm

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Jujutzin

A blonde calls Delta Airlines and asks, "Can you tell me how long it'l take to fly from San Francisco to New York City?"
The agent replies, "Just a minute..."
"Thank you," the blonde says, and hangs up.

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Psch91

Heh

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Hendrix

damn, with all the stuff in the middle (me jacking my own thread) I forgot about the joke

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