Bumpin

A hillbilly farmer who wanted to get a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.

The lawyer said, "How can I help you?"

The farmer said, "I want to get one of those dayvorces."

The lawyer said, "Do you have any grounds?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I got 40 acres."



The lawyer said, "No, you don't understand. Do you have a suit?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I got a suit, I wears it to church on Sundays."

The lawyer said, "No, no, I mean, do you have a case?"

The farmer said, "No, I ain't got a Case, but I got a John Deere."



The lawyer said, "No, I mean, do you have a grudge?"

The farmer said, "Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks the John Deere."

The lawyer said, "Does your wife beat you up or something?"

The farmer said, "No, we both get up at 4:30."

The lawyer said, "Is your wife a nagger?"

The farmer said, "No, she's a little white gal, but our last child was a nagger and that's why I wants a dayvorce."

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Radioaktiv

got a smile out of me

3/5

(and I need a kick in the nuts)

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champagne taste on a beer budget

Hendrix

nice, 3 outta 5

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Coco

Yay, Bumpin is back!

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Flying Vv

im willing to take you up on the kick in the nutts

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^^ The truth finally comes out.

 

iron tomm

LOL, lotsa little laughs during and then a nice ending.

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asleepz

lol thought it was going to be gay but gave a good ending 4/5 fluffies

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Jujutzin

X2

Its nice to have you back, bro!!

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niky

saved by the ending 3.5/5

.5 off for the mild racial thing.

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Ford Lynx RS / Mazda Protege MP3: Slow but Furious out of the box. :D

Bumpin

Thanks a lot guys...its good to be back.

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apachewoolf

bumpin ya lil hoe!!!
4/5 cuase I heard it before but still funny

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OPIUM

3/5 only cause my dad liked it

TheNose247

x2

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