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Joke Of The Day:
A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.''

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^^ The truth finally comes out.

 

iron tomm

Ahahaha, blonde jokes never get old.

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niky

AHAHAHHAHAHHHA!!!

No really, it got a chuckle!

4.5/5, never saw it coming.

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Hendrix

I've heard it but it's still good 3 outta 5

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asleepz

I've heard it somewhere. I think entensity.net

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Clutch, Wheels, Tint, Paint, Interior, HID

 

enjoy_incubus

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TheNose247

made me laugh...inside

3.5/5

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