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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 11:52 AM   #1 (permalink)
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A lady went into a bar in Waco and saw a cowboy with his feet propped up on a table.

He had the biggest boots she'd ever seen.

The woman asked the cowboy if it's true what they say about men with big feet.

The cowboy grinned and said, "Shore is, little lady.

Why don't you come on out to the bunkhouse and let me prove it to you?"

The woman wanted to find out for herself, so she spent the night with him.

The next morning she handed him a $100 bill.

Blushing, he said, "Well, thankee, ma'am. Ah'm real flattered. Ain't nobody ever paid me fer mah services before."

"Don't be flattered... take the money and buy yourself some boots that fit.
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 11:55 AM   #2 (permalink)
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ehhh 2.5/5 better luck next time
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 11:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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i thought it was funny.
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 12:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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i was expecting that ending.
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 03:40 PM   #5 (permalink)
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LOL, he got teh pwning 4 outta 5
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I enjoyed it....
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 05:51 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 06:24 PM   #8 (permalink)
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i thought it was funny.
thats a texan joke right there

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works for dudes with those big ass trucks too
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 06:45 PM   #9 (permalink)
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thats a texan joke right there

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Old Aug 28th, 2004, 05:55 AM   #10 (permalink)
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lol....i liked it.
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