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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 02:26 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Joke for the afternoon
A lady walks into a Lexus dealership. She browses around, then spots the perfect car and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her.
Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now.
As she turns back, there standing next to her was a salesman.
"Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?"
He answers, "Madame, if you farted just touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 02:38 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 07:04 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Never heard that one before....!
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 07:31 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lmao 4.25/5
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 08:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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heard it before...sorry dude
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 09:56 PM   #6 (permalink)
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LOL, 4 outta 5
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 10:42 PM   #7 (permalink)
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hahaha, i like that one a lot. 5/5.
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 11:10 PM   #8 (permalink)
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lol!
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 12:55 AM   #9 (permalink)
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very nice. 2 of 5. made me smile...thats more than i've had all day. thanks dude.
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Old Aug 27th, 2004, 01:04 AM   #11 (permalink)
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^^^Damn, the super mod pWnz j00!!!

Type Arrrrhgggghhh!!!
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damn the was the nicest pwnage
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^^^Damn, the super mod pWnz j00!!!
I was thinking he was pwn3d by the man with a small penis, but that'll work.
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