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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 02:12 AM   #1 (permalink)
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blondes

type r in my life but i donno if in OT....

Q: Why can't a blonde count to 70?
A: Because 69's a mouthfull
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 02:12 AM   #2 (permalink)
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hahahah still funny. in all my days i havent heard that one. but then again, i;'ve lived very few days
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 02:29 AM   #3 (permalink)
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 02:31 AM   #4 (permalink)
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i'll give it 2.5/5
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 03:14 AM   #5 (permalink)
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well it's like it or dont sorta thing
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 10:09 AM   #6 (permalink)
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I kinda liked that one 3 outta 5
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 10:12 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Why did the blonde fail her driving test?

She wasnt use to the front seat!


Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Cuz red means stop!


What do you call 2 blondes in a freezer?

Frosted Flakes!


What do you call a smart blonde?

golden retriever!
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 10:31 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Why do blondes get there belly button pierced?

So they can hang airfreshers...
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 10:50 AM   #9 (permalink)
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What do you call a smart blonde?

golden retriever!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!
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What do you call a smart blonde?

golden retriever!

ROFLMAO!!!!!!
HAHAAH, i like that one. thats a 5/5.
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Old Aug 26th, 2004, 12:05 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Some great blonde jokes.....4.75/5
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