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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 04:09 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Ladies Night Out
Last night, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club.

One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a 10 note.

When the male dancer came over to us, my friend licked the 10 note and stuck it to his butt cheek!

Not to be outdone, another friend pulls out a 20 note.

She called the guy back, licks the 20 note, and sticks it to his other butt cheek.

In another attempt to impress the rest of us, my third friend pulls out a 50 note and calls the guy over, and licks the 50 note.

I'm worried about the way things are going, but fortunately, she just stuck it to one of his butt cheeks again.

My relief was short-lived. Seeing the way things are going, the guy gyrates over to me!!!

Now everyone's attention is focused on me, and the guy is egging me on to try to top the 50 note.

My brain was churning as I reached for my wallet.....what could I do??

The woman in me took over!

I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the eighty bucks, and went home!!
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 04:15 PM   #2 (permalink)
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kind of ghey but funny

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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 04:19 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 04:20 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I'd like to see the gunk left on the ATM card after the swipe.
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 04:43 PM   #5 (permalink)
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 04:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 05:17 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 05:25 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Dammit, you should have changed it to a Gentlemen's club and changed it to female strippers.
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Old Aug 16th, 2004, 09:27 PM   #9 (permalink)
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Nasty!!
I'd like to see the gunk left on the ATM card after the swipe.
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Old Aug 17th, 2004, 06:41 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old Aug 17th, 2004, 05:58 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old Aug 17th, 2004, 06:28 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old Aug 17th, 2004, 06:35 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Also known as Barneys horny cousin...
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Old Aug 17th, 2004, 06:46 PM   #15 (permalink)
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