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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 12:45 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Joke Of The Day:
A man and his wife go to their honeymoon place for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband: "When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?" The husband replied: "All I wanted to do was to fuck your brains out, and suck your tits dry." Then, as the wife undressed, she asked: "What are you thinking now?" He replied: "It looks like I did a pretty good job."



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Old Aug 13th, 2004, 12:48 AM   #2 (permalink)
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hahaha...

what do u get when u cross 2 elephants and a fish?


a pair of swimmin trunks
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whaddya get when you cross a melon with a guy named walter?

waltermelon!
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whaddya get when you cross a melon with a guy named walter?

waltermelon!
Bwahhahaaahahaahahahahahahahahahaaheeeheeeehee...e h...eh...eh...ehhe...*cough*cough*cough*wheee....
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whaddya get when you cross a melon with a guy named walter?

waltermelon!
omg, lamest joke i've ever heard.

why'd teh orange stop in the middle of the road?
cuz it ran outa juice.
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what do you get when you cross a rooster with a telephone poll?

a 30 foot cock that wants to reach out and touch someone
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