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Old Aug 1st, 2004, 02:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Little Red Riding Hood

LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big
Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat,
said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"

To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly ! reached into her picnic basket and
pulled out a ..44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not.

You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."
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Old Aug 1st, 2004, 02:51 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Old Aug 1st, 2004, 03:11 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Not bad ....
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Old Aug 1st, 2004, 03:53 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Little Red Riding Hood is a naughty girl?!




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Not bad ....
I'd say it's good joke. Not bad would be better used for describing your mother's performance in bed.



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Old Aug 1st, 2004, 05:14 PM   #5 (permalink)
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guysh you are jusht shilly*lisp*
now kissh and make up

not bad kind of old though I think my grandfather told me that joke when I was a kid
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Old Aug 1st, 2004, 09:07 PM   #6 (permalink)
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haha not bad.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 01:11 AM   #7 (permalink)
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Nuskool- You come to your friend's aid, I come to mine.
Good lookin out Tom.
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 01:29 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 01:32 AM   #9 (permalink)
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I'll give it a 4 outta 5 cuz the purple dinosaur avatar made me laugh
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 03:06 AM   #10 (permalink)
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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 03:08 AM   #11 (permalink)
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i've heard that before but a little differently.

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Old Aug 2nd, 2004, 11:51 AM   #12 (permalink)
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i've heard that before but a little differently.


As have I, still funny though. 4/5
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