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Aug 1st, 2004, 02:50 PM
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The Right One Baby!
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Little Red Riding Hood
LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD was walking through the woods when suddenly the Big
Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword to her throat,
said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly ! reached into her picnic basket and
pulled out a ..44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No, you're not.
You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book."
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Aug 1st, 2004, 02:51 PM
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What's in your wallet?
Join Date: Jan 2004
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LOL 3.5 outta 5
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Aug 1st, 2004, 03:11 PM
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Right By DA Beach....
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Not bad ....
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Aug 1st, 2004, 03:53 PM
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poster
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Little Red Riding Hood is a naughty girl?!
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nuskool
Not bad ....
I'd say it's good joke.
Not bad would be better used for describing your mother's performance in bed.
Nuskool- You come to your friend's aid, I come to mine.
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Aug 1st, 2004, 05:14 PM
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I'm Not Nice
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: Ft. Campbell Ky MoFo Status: Reloading
Posts: 2,098
guysh you are jusht shilly*lisp*
now kissh and make up
not bad kind of old though I think my grandfather told me that joke when I was a kid
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Aug 1st, 2004, 09:07 PM
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Back away..slowly.
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haha not bad.
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Aug 2nd, 2004, 01:11 AM
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The Right One Baby!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by irontom
Nuskool- You come to your friend's aid, I come to mine.
Good lookin out Tom.
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Aug 2nd, 2004, 01:29 AM
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Locked and Loaded
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uh...2/5
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Aug 2nd, 2004, 01:32 AM
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ph34r teh samurai kitty
Join Date: May 2003
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Posts: 426
I'll give it a 4 outta 5 cuz the purple dinosaur avatar made me laugh
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Aug 2nd, 2004, 03:06 AM
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I'm freezy freeze..:burr:
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the best one of the week!
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Why cant we just go back to the old days where people carry around torches and burn houses and people at the stake?
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Aug 2nd, 2004, 03:08 AM
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**best avatar award**
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i've heard that before but a little differently.
Aug 2nd, 2004, 11:51 AM
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Post Freak
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sno
i've heard that before but a little differently.
As have I, still funny though. 4/5
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