Bumpin

Can you cry under water?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

What did cured ham actually have?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up every two hours?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.

If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?

Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?

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Blank

why was this thread posted, and will anybody care?


j/k man...

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BoxBroSG

LOL nice, how about....If you try to fail, and succeed. What have you really done???

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guitargoddess85 & NissanGirl200sx, the late night OT hotties

Radioaktiv

why do people say "yeah, it was in the last place i looked!"

of course it was in the last place you looked

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Kalel

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Jujutzin

Good questions.......
those are the ones that no one wants to answer cause there is no real explanation for them....

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nissmax88

If a 911 operator has a heart attack whom does he or she call?

lol
I liked that one

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terry dibler

why are shipments hauled by trucks and cargo by ships

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Nuskool

Or what do people in China call there Nice Plates????? Thats the only one I could remember that wasnt posted.....

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hotnissanbabe2003

http://www.nissanforums.com/showthre...t=square+bread

TYPE RRRRRR ....woot woot..i actually spotted it before anyone else!

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hotnissanbabe2003

yet, some of them are different..but most of it is type r

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Nuskool

Ban

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hotnissanbabe2003

wtf..why??

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Dustin

ill back alex up cause its bobby's gf, but i did like the square bread thing myself

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93 Nissan Sentra SE 2 door - sold 4/5/08
88 Honda Civic DX Hatchback - sold 9/26/07
85 BMW 325e Coupe w/ 88 I motor swap - sold 2/24/07
93 Sentra XE 4 door - wrecked 7/29/06 totalled.
90 240SX Fastback - sold 7/15/05

xxMIKExx

I'll put in my "two cents".....

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

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