Funny Stories...

James · May 17th, 2002, 04:12 PM

Hey, sorry this is probably one of those things that I only find funny but I was thinking about it in History today and it brought a smile to my face....

Well when I was in boot camp, whenever someone would 'bust ass' (ie fart), the drill instructor would get this ugly ass face and start sniffing... upon confirming the flatulence he'd start yelling and tell us: "Prepare to filter my air!" Then "INHALE! EXHALE! INHALE!!! HOLD IT!!! INHALE MOOOOORREE! EXHALE!!!!" And there's always the idiot that had the smile on his face and we'd get thrashed... HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA.....

andre · May 18th, 2002, 12:57 AM

LOL...thats crazy.

"filter my air"

NiN_00 · May 18th, 2002, 10:35 PM

awww brings back memories from Freshmen year in High School..in PE class

damn those sit-ups

andre · May 18th, 2002, 11:16 PM

Do you ever just break out laughing in a public place, and everyone looks at you crazy? Or am I the only one?

NiN_00 · May 19th, 2002, 12:10 AM

yeah im guilty of that

James · May 19th, 2002, 02:49 AM

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Originally posted by andre
Do you ever just break out laughing in a public place, and everyone looks at you crazy? Or am I the only one?

everyday man... everyday...

Ninety-Nine SE-L · May 19th, 2002, 10:29 AM

I think it's just funny to rip ass in a public place.
MMMMMMMMMMMmppppppppphhhhhhhhh.

andre · May 19th, 2002, 10:24 PM

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Originally posted by 1997 GA16DE
I think it's just funny to rip ass in a public place.
MMMMMMMMMMMmppppppppphhhhhhhhh.

Oh heck no!!! Dont come to my house.

XtremE · May 19th, 2002, 11:01 PM

hehehehe so u guys like to cut it loose in public
well why not use the natural gas.....make a tube goin into your intake....once u go gas...your car will have +100 hp, just like n20
recycling gentlement recycling
lol
j/k

James · May 19th, 2002, 11:22 PM

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Originally posted by XtremE
hehehehe so u guys like to cut it loose in public
well why not use the natural gas.....make a tube goin into your intake....once u go gas...your car will have +100 hp, just like n20
recycling gentlement recycling
lol
j/k

that's gross dood...

imagine trying to dyno that setup...

SentraRacer97 · May 19th, 2002, 11:56 PM

what type of gas will give me that 100+ hp? we talking about those loud ones or those silent killers? My cars needs all the hp it can get.

James · May 20th, 2002, 12:00 AM

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Originally posted by SentraRacer97
what type of gas will give me that 100+ hp? we talking about those loud ones or those silent killers? My cars needs all the hp it can get.

SBD's... (silent but deadly...) they pack the most punch...

SentraRacer97 · May 20th, 2002, 03:46 PM

thanx for the quick reply james, i'll be sure to put this knowledge to good use.

Ninety-Nine SE-L · May 21st, 2002, 01:55 PM

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Originally posted by XtremE
well why not use the natural gas.....make a tube goin into your intake....once u go gas...your car will have +100 hp, just like n20
recycling gentlement recycling

Well, I'm off to the home depot to get some pipes and start my next car mod. LOL

James · May 21st, 2002, 01:58 PM

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Originally posted by 1997 GA16DE

Well, I'm off to the home depot to get some pipes and start my next car mod. LOL

how will you 'collect' this gas? and pls don't go into great detail HAHAHAHAHA