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Originally Posted by 50dollasentra
This is like the most funniest thing in my whole god damn life. I was watchin Jerry Springer today. This dude...haha...WAS PIMPING HIS GOD DAMN MOM!! Im like...ok...this is gonna be good. Well the son and his daddy was arguing and shit and then. This is the good part. THE BITCH WEIGHS A GOD DAMN TON!! This woman is gimongus!!! Ok this is the part where I start laughin my ass off. I laughed so hard i cried. yea i cried. So there it is...The son is pimping his mom and the bitch would kill some god damn body if she was on top. Talk about loss of air! Whoever seen that knows what im talkin bout lol way tooooo funny!
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"Hotdog In A Hallway"
She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her
She's got a couple of pony kegs
Her arms are bigger than my legs
And when she holds me I can't breathe
That's why I love her
I'm her butter she' my bread
She's like a mobile waterbed
And when I got on top of her
I can't touch the mattress
And when her flesh begins to sag
She's like a human sleeping bag
I feel so cozy safe and warm
She's my insulation
I always know just where she sat
And when she's on me I get flat
Some broken ribs a punctured lung
That's why I love her
She's my phillie I'm her stud
Her bean is bigger than my pud
It's like feeding a Tic-Tac to a whale
That's why I love her
She'll have another piece of pie
She'll have a double reuben rye
She works hard at eating well
That's why I love her
edit:
did anybody see this....(funny as hell!)
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