I'm going on a 2 day trip tomorrow... need to be sobre and sleep tonight... the drinking will commence tomorrow night once we get everything into the hotel.
You mean they make a beer that's worse than regular Old Milwaukee?
Anyway, I had a wild time, with a glass of milk and a cup of tea. Do I know how to party or what? No, seriously, someone answer, because I'm not sure. My mom says I do, but I think she's just trying to build my self esteem.
Tomorrow we're going to get our hair done and then going to Bingo. I'm really happy, because last time we went, I was talking to the girl that you buy the tickets from and my mom reminded me that girls are evil and I shouldn't talk to them. Then she threratened me that if I didn't behave, we wouldn't go back.
I know mom is right, but I can't help myself, every time I talk to that girl I get a funny feeling in my pants. I don't know if it's the chain smoking or the way her stomach bulges out aroung her tight pants and short top, but there's something I really like about the cash girl.
A couple months ago, I snuck away to talk to her, and mom didn't find out. Later that night I thought about her and began to touch myself. It felt so good, but when mom came in to tuck me in, she found me like that and punished me. I'm not sure why, but the subsequent spanking made me want to touch myself more.
Does anyone know what that is? BTW, I'm 38 years old, if that helps.
You mean they make a beer that's worse than regular Old Milwaukee?
What do you drink then, Pilsner Urquell? FYI, Old Milwaukee was rated #1 among regular domestic beers by a large panel of testers in Consumer Reports. Old Milwaukee came in first, Strohs in second (they make OM). I shall quote the magazine. "Old Milwaukee: Clean, full-bodied flavor with floral, hop notes." I have the issue right here. Anybody have any questions?
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FYI, Old Milwaukee was rated #1 among regular domestic beers by a large panel of testers in Consumer Reports.
Great, and the Hyundai Accent is the best cheap Korean car. Being best in a class of mediocrity != goodness. Up here, Old Mill Dogs are what you drink when you can't afford decent beer.
I regularly drink:
La Fin du Monde
Hoegaarden
Algonquin Black & Tan
Sleeman Honey Brown
KLB Raspeberry Wheat
Newcastle
Maudite
Red Fife Wheat Ale
Blanche De Chambly
what are you drinking tonight?
as opposed to my regular bacardi 151, smirnoff vodka, and pepsi!
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