I will answer these questions in a "cunning" way. I don't mean to make any personal attacks. I just want to see how it feels like when I sound like myo2altima
. Hope you don't mind.
Can you cry under water?
Uh, yea. Tear formation has nothing to do what medium your body is in.
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Only asses get
assasinated.
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
Keyword: metaphor.
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Breaking news: Bread is round as well, hence Pita bread.
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny" for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?
The second cent is what it takes to keep your mouth shut.
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Wouldn't you want to look sharp in front of God?
Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
What's easier to hold, a round box or a square box? Keyword: Convenience.
What did cured ham actually have?
It had "beef" with the tapeworms.
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
You don't need wheels to go to the moon.
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?
Sleeping like a baby and waking up like a baby are two different things.
If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
A deaf person "hears" through hand signals. Metaphors my friend, metaphors.
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
Most likely. Its like the East Coast - West Coast situation.
Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
Blame the English grammar. You know how dumb you'd sound if you said you're in TV?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
The world is a different place from up there. Trust me, I've been up there too. Bring your own binoculars if you're a miser.
How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?
Try imagining 50 women fighting for President. Can you say "cat fight"?
Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
Keyword: Awareness.
If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?
Ghostbusters?
Why there is Braile (sp?) on a drive up ATM??
So people who know Braille can practice it while taking their cash out. What a convenient thing to do!
and finally...
Why is "bra" singular and "panties" plural?
Again, blame English grammar.
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I don't care thats the point of threads to post your ideas. Some people just can't take constructive critism or take things personal from people they have never meet. Its really a shame.
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