why do we work

Kalel · Jan 15th, 2004, 05:18 PM

Subject: Why do we work?

Just in case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a little
bit more clear . .

IN PRISON - you spend the majority of your time in an 8X10 cell.
AT WORK - you spend the majority of your time in a 6X8 cubicle.

IN PRISON - you get three meals a day.
AT WORK - you only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

IN PRISON - you get time off for good behavior.
AT WORK - you get more work for good behavior.

IN PRISON - the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
AT WORK - you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for
yourself.

IN PRISON - you can watch TV and play games.
AT WORK - you get fired for watching TV and playing games.

IN PRISON - you get your own toilet.
AT WORK - you have to share with some idiot who urinates on the seat. And
probably need a key to get in.

IN PRISON - they allow your family and friends to visit.
AT WORK - you can't even speak to your family.

IN PRISON - all expenses are paid by the taxpayer with no work required.
AT WORK - you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct
taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners.

IN PRISON - you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
AT WORK - you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.

IN PRISON - you must deal with sadistic wardens.
AT WORK - they are called managers.

Centurion · Jan 15th, 2004, 05:37 PM

lol...true

fastmode · Jan 15th, 2004, 05:41 PM

This is true and very sad. The only reason I would want to go to a prison would be to be able to work out and lift weighs everyday. My friend went in looking like a noodle (poor guy) but came out looking huge.

3-fity · Jan 15th, 2004, 05:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kalel

Subject: Why do we work?

Women!