The people above me are loud as fuck ALL THE TIME. I have no idea what the fuck 4 guys can possibly be doing up there, but I swear to god my stovetops are rattling and the ceilings are weaping. It's like having a fraternity above us.
I went up there last semester when it got really bad, the fucker answers the door and is real sarchastic. Talking to him is like talking to a 12 year old juvenile delinquent and behind him stands some 300lb fatass with an ugly ass gotee. I get nothing but sarchasm from them, since I'm not getting anywhere, I jus tell them "keep it down." I mean, what the hell, for people in their 20s they could at least be respectful and mature about it. I turn my back and go back down the stairs and when I wasn't looking, he either threw something or spat in my direction, I couldn't tell.
I really wish I knew their cars b/c I would slash all 4 tires in an instant, no joke, I wouldn't hesitate. I have complained to the building RA and so have my roommates, and NOTHING. I'm really at the edge of my patience, I can't talk to them, I can't get the RAs to do crap, I can't vandalize their vehicles, any suggestions on how to get back, I need some drastic measures here.
and behind him stands some 300lb fatass with an ugly ass gotee.
so what Hal lives abouve you if he's that fat go up there at night, and make the door way a littl smaller, should be good for a chuckle
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I love being a vengeful dick, so here are some ideas on the spot. some of them might not be possible if you don't want to risk eviction, which would be your only worry:
1. turn on some insane clown posse music (or something else that is completely ridiculous - celine dion, weird al, slipknot) anything really stupid. turn it on as loud as it goes, same song on repeat, and go stay at your buddy's house for a few days.
2. phone them every single night at 4am, and talk about how sexy the fat guy's goatee is, or any other noticable physical attribute you can find to be a dick about. remember to *67, or whatever it is where you live, to make sure they can't trace your #. if they dont answer, leave long messages.
3. put a huge gob of contact cement on their doorknob.
4. shine a great big spotlight into their apartment in the middle of the night.
5. tap your roof with a hammer while they're sleeping.
6. send them fake invoices about ridiculous things that they haven't bought. make sure you send a lot at a time. (ex. gay porn, organic food, really strange charities, etc).
7. get a bunch of friends together and confront them.
i know a lot of these are childish, but they should send the message. I don't recommend slashing their tires because they haven't damaged any of your stuff, and everything you do to them, you WANT them to know it was you, so you send the message. And they can't know that you slashed their tires, or you'll get in shit. If you feel bad about doing any of these things, then that's all the more reason to do it. remember, your burners are shaking. Good luck. I hate dickheads.
I love being a vengeful dick, so here are some ideas on the spot. some of them might not be possible if you don't want to risk eviction, which would be your only worry:
1. turn on some insane clown posse music (or something else that is completely ridiculous - celine dion, weird al, slipknot) anything really stupid. turn it on as loud as it goes, same song on repeat, and go stay at your buddy's house for a few days.
I only want to get back at the people above me, I don't want to annoy my roommates or the people below me
2. phone them every single night at 4am, and talk about how sexy the fat guy's goatee is, or any other noticable physical attribute you can find to be a dick about. remember to *67, or whatever it is where you live, to make sure they can't trace your #. if they dont answer, leave long messages.
don't know their # (and it's 4 numbers b/c of 4 rooms to an appt)
3. put a huge gob of contact cement on their doorknob.
I like where his is going, maybe some krazy glue in the lock
4. shine a great big spotlight into their apartment in the middle of the night.
Not a good idea. This would require 4 spotlights to get all 4 of them, I'm not spending that kind of money, it's a bit noticeable, and where would I get power, I don't want them to know it's me
5. tap your roof with a hammer while they're sleeping.
They don't sleep and when I pound on the ceiling, I only encourage them
6. send them fake invoices about ridiculous things that they haven't bought. make sure you send a lot at a time. (ex. gay porn, organic food, really strange charities, etc).
Stupid idea, I'm out for blood
7. get a bunch of friends together and confront them.
They're assholes, If I'm gonna get a bunch of people, they're going down
i know a lot of these are childish, but they should send the message. I don't recommend slashing their tires because they haven't damaged any of your stuff, and everything you do to them, you WANT them to know it was you, so you send the message. And they can't know that you slashed their tires, or you'll get in shit. If you feel bad about doing any of these things, then that's all the more reason to do it. remember, your burners are shaking. Good luck. I hate dickheads.
Im surprised that u had already told the owners of the apartment and they didnt do shit. Maybe you can call the cops next time they are being loud and tell them they are disturbing the peace..that way the people that live there wont know that it was u that called but somehow or hopefully they will get the point to keep it down....i dont know.
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put a vibrater style device on the ceiling and let the puppy go whenever ur not there or maybe even througt the night
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Superglue in door locks doesn't work too well, I've tried that numerous times before. Epoxy, on the other hand, should work well. Another idea, see if you can find the shutoff valves for any of their utilities. You should be able to find like a water shutoff or something. Electricity would be great.
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Go hire one of them big ol bikers to whoop they ass and deny everything. Ohhhhhh yea, I remember, someone said it on here before, I dont know who though. Put crickets all in their apt. Them lil bastards will drive anyone out of there after a while. And how can you not know what they drive, take the time to sit outside in your car and watch them and see what they get in. Or what about tying together all their doors, I seen that in alot of movies, dont know if itd work in your case, but hey, its a suggestion.
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knock on their door, hit the big fag guy in the face, then they will kno u mean business.
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Find out what cars they own, get some pot and put it in them.Then, call the police and tell them you saw them with pot, they search the car, find the pot, and take their car!
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if he's that fat go up there at night, and make the door way a littl smaller, should be good for a chuckle 
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