Arrest Yourself!

maxedout97maxima · Dec 4th, 2003, 07:07 PM

Self Arrest

if you committed a crime, you can arrest yourself. Just simply fill out the following form.

http://www.eastpointpolice.org/SelfArrestForm.htm

OPIUM · Dec 4th, 2003, 07:08 PM

Adultery isn't a crime is it? What about making chicken fried baby thighs?

JZK316 · Dec 4th, 2003, 07:10 PM

Lol, thats damn funny.

Coco · Dec 4th, 2003, 07:17 PM

That's the funniest thing I've ever seen.

OPIUM · Dec 4th, 2003, 07:34 PM

Yeah that shit is sponsored by APC to the fullest. Custom to the MAXXXX

LethalAudio · Dec 4th, 2003, 07:38 PM

Memorize the following rules:

-Do not leave your house. If you are not home now, go home immediately.

-Put any firearms or other potential weapons out of reach.
(If i put it somewhere, doesnt that mean I can reach it? WTF am I supposed to do? Throw it on the roof)

-Remove your belt and shoelaces.

-If others are present in your house, send them away. You may, however, talk to yourself.
(HO-LY SHIT...you may talk to yourself....thats...beyond what words can describe)

-You are not to allow yourself any visitors.
(But if im talking to myself, does that count as a visitor??)

-Conjugal visits are not permitted.
(does masturbating count)

-Consumption of alcohol or use of any other non-prescription drugs is not permitted.

-Do not try to escape from your home.
(If i do am I allowed to shoot myself for trying to escape?)

-If you do attempt an escape, use all reasonable force to stop yourself.
(Ok)

-Report any escape attempts promptly, by phone, to the local police.
(Yea...sure ok)

-Do not disturb any evidence present in your home.

-Remain in your home until the police arrive.

Thats probably one of the funniest things Ive seen on here. I laughed my ass off.

xt_out · Dec 4th, 2003, 10:48 PM

oh, for entertainment purposes only. ha ha. i get it.

LethalAudio · Dec 4th, 2003, 11:09 PM

Yea, when it got to the part about puttin your hand on the screen to swear what ever it was...I was like wait a f**kin minute...and i went to the bottom and damn near fell out my seat.