It's Not the Word!

stealthb14 · Jun 27th, 2003, 09:05 AM

It is not the word

I was scared at first.

It was very wide, and very long, and it angled straight up.

I decided I had to try it once.

I slowly and carefully eased myself onto it.

It felt weird at first.

Then I got used to it.

I went up and down, and up and down on it.

I was really loving it.

*Now I ride on escalators all the time.*

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I took my fingers and slowly, gently stretched it apart.

It was so pure and white.

I licked it once, twice..I found I couldn't stop.

I licked it faster and faster, and harder.

I began to scrape my teeth against it.

There it was, in my mouth! All sweet and creamy.

I was done.

*And I threw away the outsides of my Oreo cookies*

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It was laying limp in my hand.

It was very long, kind of thin.

I slid it between my fingers until I got to the end of it.

I was turning it on.

It became firm in my hands, and the end was wet.

Then it got very hard and began gushing out of the tip.

*Then I took the garden hose and watered the bushes.*

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I knew it could be done.

I wanted to try but I didn't know if I could do it.

I called my friend.

He said he knew how to do it and would teach me.

He put his arms around me and started.

I watched nervously in the mirror.

He finally finished and pulled back slowly.

I felt relieved that it was over.

*I hate neckties.*

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It looked warm and dark, and juicy and inviting.

I wasn't sure just what I wanted to do with it.

I carefully pulled it apart with my fingers to look into it better.

I knew how great it would be if I just started eating it.

*But I decided to put ketchup on my burger.*

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MORAL?

It is not the word that corrupts the mind, but the mind that corrupts the word.

sr20dem0n · Jun 27th, 2003, 10:31 AM

I already knew I had a dirty mind, this just further proved my point

the necktie one is the only one I knew before reading the end

andre · Jun 28th, 2003, 01:45 AM

There was actually one I saw in a newspaper comic a few years ago....I forget the name of it, but its a regular comic about a young girl. In this one though, she was talking about how he lay her down, and she was screaming etc....then in the last window, she says she hates going to the dentist.

olsaltybastard · Jun 28th, 2003, 10:59 PM

What four letter word do you call a woman, ending in U-N-T?

AUNT!!!