i remember one time i was so fucked up it took me 5 minute to climb up like 7 steps. i kept forgetting which foot i should pick up next. i just keep picking up a foot and bieng like "naw that aint right" and put it down, pick up the other one and be like "naw i had it right the first time" and so on and so on until i had the idea to just hop up the stairs with both feet. anybody else got some crazy stories
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I get extremely violent when I get wasted, and my freinds usually pay for. It has gotten to the point that a parties when the first signs of "Violent Hal" rearing his ugly head, jokingly I will get surrounded by 4-5 guys and they will ask if I need to escorted off the premise.
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the worst was at my bday this pats year. i had 20 drinks and i puked 9 times. on accunt of mixiing rum whiskey ammaretto ouzo and i dont even remeber what else. i puke din my freidns corrlooa and outside my house like 3 times and alos in front of gas station and then when my friends dragged me into house. i was supposedly fuinny. i kept yelling ut "jerusalem" lol. and when they all took me to my bed i yelled out "dont take off my pants! my balls are private!" lol, good/bad times!
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Originally posted by Adam I don't understand people that vomit multiple times. If I'm going to do it, I do it all at once so I have room for some more
I've only been sick once from drinking. I have a very strong stomach, but I was sick three times the next morning after sleeping for 6 hours. By the third puke session it was just dry heaves. That hurt/burned.
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i jumped in a hot tub with all my clothes on, they i had to walk around in my work uniform, btw i work at mcd's
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One time...at band camp. Naw just playin, anyways I got so messed up in mexico I was on my senior trip and I was starin at some guys girlfriend and she was hott, I just walked up to her and started kissing her. She didnt do anything to stop it so neither did I. Her boyfriend was standing there in shock and he couldnt do nothin cuz I had all my friends there behind me and I'm not that small myself. That was probably the stupid/craziest thing i've ever done while i was drunk.
I finished a few dozen glasses of gin and juice at a friend's place and woke up there in the morning... I had promised to drive my girl and her ma somewhere and as i was already an hour late, I went straight there after a shower. I drove an hour and a half to their house, waited an hour, and drove another thirty minutes for them before I finally pulled over, and, without warning, vomited just about everything in my stomach all over a main street during rush hour and right in front of my girl's mom....
ugh.
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I drank half a bottle of makers mark and was hanging out in the parking lot of my apt complex when my friend gave me a little push and I couldn't keep my balance. I put a large dent in the front quarter panel of my car, ass size
One time I was soooo fucked up I puked in my sleep and literally drowned in my own vomit. If it wasn't for the fact that I shared a room with my brother, I would be dead. They had to revive me with CPR. Ahhhhh good times, good times.
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Those of you who are offended by Hal's comments need to realize this is the off topic forum and shouldn't be taken seriously. There's a reason why threads here don't show up when viewing the new posts listing. It's Hal's nature to be an asshole, and if he steps out of line outside of OT he knows Jeff has his finger on the ban button.
i remember this one time , i couldn't put visine in my own eyes , then my friend told me to look up , and he poured it right on my forehead !!! then i started laughing really hard....
oh yeah , then there was the time that another friend and i were up all night drinking and we stole the neighbour's pot plant . . . the next day my mom made me go over and apologize to him . . how embarasing !!!
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