Joke off...

Nssnman · May 31st, 2003, 05:29 PM

Q: Why do gays like ribbed condoms?

A: Better traction in the mud.

Q: How do you know when it's time to do the dishes and clean the house?

A: Look inside your pants; if you have a penis, it's not time.

Q: What's the difference between a G-Spot and a golf ball?

A: A guy will actually search for the golf ball.

Q: What's the first thing a women does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?

A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Q: What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Psch91 · May 31st, 2003, 05:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Nssnman
Q: What's the first thing a women does when she gets out of the battered wives' shelter?

A: The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Q: What's the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A: A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

HAH! That battered wives one is hillarious, and the drug dealer one is quite funny too and true.

Nostrodomas · May 31st, 2003, 07:14 PM

Why are all cowboys balls the same size?

To tow each other trailors.

Nssnman · May 31st, 2003, 08:23 PM

Q: What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

A: Nothing you already told her twice.

Nssnman · May 31st, 2003, 08:26 PM

Q: Why'd the blonde fail her driving test?

A: Everytime she came to a stop she jump in the back seat.

Nostrodomas · May 31st, 2003, 08:29 PM

What the difference between a blond and an ironing board?

The ironing boards legs are hard to get open.

What the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?

You slap the mosquito, and it stops sucking.

Nssnman · May 31st, 2003, 08:38 PM

Q: Why don't they teach driver's education and sex education
on the same day in Iraq?

A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

sno · May 31st, 2003, 08:41 PM

this thread will get closed soon... once someone gets offended by it.

Psch91 · May 31st, 2003, 08:43 PM

Im officially offended, being a Blonde Iraqi who owns 10 camels and wears ribbed condoms!

sno · May 31st, 2003, 08:50 PM

^^ROFL

Felonious Cat Stalker · May 31st, 2003, 09:02 PM

OK, here goes. Stop reading now if you're a whiner who has a 5 second attention span:

Moses, Jesus Christ and an old guy were out playing golf.

On the 5th hole, a dogleg with a lake along one side, Moses steps up to the tee. He slices the ball a bit and it rolls into the edge of the lake. No problem, he simply takes his staff out of his golf bag, (next to the putter and nine iron of course) raises it high above his head parting the water. Pulls out his 7 iron and hits it toward the green.

Next up is Jesus Christ. He slices too, this time the ball going right into the water just offshore. No problem here though either. He grabs his 9 iron, walks out on the water, and chips it onto the green.

Last is the old guy. He gets up and makes a HUGE slice, the ball heading way out into the middle of the small lake. But just before it hits the water, a fish jumps out and swallows the ball! Before the fish goes back under though, an eagle swoops down out of nowhere, snatching the bird out of mid air. Then the eagle flies over the green, shakes the fish and the ball falls out of its mouth, lands on the green and rolls into the hole.

Jesus Christ turns around and says "C'mon dad, quit fucking around and play golf."

krylonkoopaa · May 31st, 2003, 09:08 PM

that was funny fcs

haha 44%

himilefrontier · Jun 1st, 2003, 12:33 AM

I'm offended.

FletchSpecV · Jun 1st, 2003, 12:37 AM

They say that 1 in every 5 people in the world is Chinese. I have five people in my family which means that one of them must be chinese. It could be my dad or my mom. It could be my sister Stephanie. It could be one of my brothers, Shawn or Lee Chu Ho, but I think I'm pretty sure it's Shawn,

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Nssnman · Jun 1st, 2003, 08:21 AM

Q: What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson?

A: Acne usually doesn't come on a kid's face until he's at least 13 years old.