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hot chicks aren't going to be like...."hey i think i'm tired of these buffed guys on stage with big dicks and shaved balls...but wow, check out that fat balding nerd with hair coming out of his turtleneck sitting in the corner there...mmmmm"
Theres a fly which is about to fly over a lake. What the fly doesnt know is that theres a fish waiting for the fly to come down so the fish can eat the fly. What the fish doesnt know is that theres a bear waiting to eat the fish. What the bear doesnt know is that theres a hunter waiting to kill the bear. What the hunter doesnt know is that theres a mouse waiting to take the cheese out the hunters sandwich. What the mouse doesnt know is that theres a cat waiting to eat the mouse.
So finally it all happens. The fly comes down, the fish eats the fly, the bear eats the fish, the hunter kills the bear, the mouse takes the cheese out of the hunters sandwich, and right before the cat can eat the mouse it slips and falls into the water.
MORAL OF THE STORY: When the fly comes down the pussy gets wet!!!
Originally posted by Bumpin240sx Again if your impatient stop reading now!
Theres a fly which is about to fly over a lake. What the fly doesnt know is that theres a fish waiting for the fly to come down so the fish can eat the fly. What the fish doesnt know is that theres a bear waiting to eat the fish. What the bear doesnt know is that theres a hunter waiting to kill the bear. What the hunter doesnt know is that theres a mouse waiting to take the cheese out the hunters sandwich. What the mouse doesnt know is that theres a cat waiting to eat the mouse.
So finally it all happens. The fly comes down, the fish eats the fly, the bear eats the fish, the hunter kills the bear, the mouse takes the cheese out of the hunters sandwich, and right before the cat can eat the mouse it slips and falls into the water.
MORAL OF THE STORY: When the fly comes down the pussy gets wet!!!
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all
Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament
in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The
Blonde team rides on the top level.. The Brunette team down below is
whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realizes she doesn't
hear anything from the Blondes upstairs. She decides to go up and
investigate.
When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in
fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front
of them with white knuckles.. She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here?
We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes from the second
team looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"
>WEST VIRGINIA THREE KICK RULE
> > >
> > >A big city New York lawyer went duck hunting in
> > >rural West Virginia.
> > >
> > >He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a farmer's
> > >field on the other side of a fence.
> > >
> > >As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly
> > >farmer drove up on his tractor and asked him what
> > >he was doing.
> > >
> > >The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in
> > > this field, and now I'm going in to retrieve it."
> > >
> > >The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and
> > >you are not coming over here."
> > >
> > >The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best
> > >trial attorneys in the US and, if you don't let me get
> > >that duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own."
> > >
> > >The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you
> > >don't know how we do things in West Virginia. We
> > >settle small disagreements like this with the West
> > >Virginia Three Kick Rule."
> > >
> > >The lawyer asked, "What is the West Virginia
> > >Three Kick Rule?"
> > >
> > >The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three
> > >times and then you kick me three times, and so on,
> > >back and forth, until someone gives up."
> > >
> > >The attorney quickly thought about the proposed
> > >contest and decided that he could easily take the
> > >old codger. He agreed to abide by the local custom.
> > >
> > >The old farmer slowly climbed down from the tractor
> > >and walked up to the city feller. His first kick planted
> > >the toe of his heavy work boot into the lawyer's groin
> > >and dropped him to his knees. His second kick
> > >nearly ripped the man's nose off his face. The
> > >barrister was flat on his belly when the farmer's
> > >third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up.
> > >
> > >The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and
> > >managed to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you
> > >old coot now it's my turn."
> > >
> > >(I love this part......)
> > >
> > >The old farmer smiled and said, "Naw, I give up.
> > >You can have the duck."
> > >
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93 Nissan Hardbody**SOLD**
03 White SpecV(GONE)
Now 06 Mustang GT
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these jokes are getting more and more retarted.. lol
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