i want a midgit

gtw00 · May 9th, 2003, 01:47 PM

of my very own, but only if he can kick himself in his head like wee man from jackass (laugh my ass off every time i see that part). they are just the right height to wear the sombrero with the nachos on the brim. you can dress him up like an umpalumpa

and if you get a girl midgit, she can suck you off standing up.
and if your real lucky she will have a flat head so you can rest your beer on it while she is giving you head.

Coco · May 9th, 2003, 01:48 PM

ps. discuss

Token Moron · May 9th, 2003, 01:49 PM

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Originally posted by gtw00
and if you get a girl midgit, she can suck you off standing up.
and if your real lucky she will have a flat head so you can rest your beer on it while she is giving you head.

its funny when weeman kicks his head....lol

Marvin · May 9th, 2003, 01:49 PM

You insensitive, politically incorrect, sexist, left wing cockass......

give me more.

Coco · May 9th, 2003, 01:51 PM

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Originally posted by tHe iLleSt RiCe

its funny when weeman kicks his head....lol

its funny when a midgit can suck you off while standing

its also funny when you can place your beer on the midget's head while she's giving you head

gtw00 · May 9th, 2003, 01:59 PM

hey coco what was that you were saying before about holding her upside down by her feet?

Token Moron · May 9th, 2003, 02:03 PM

midgets are funny all the way around, which reminds me, last nite i went to walgreens with my bro to buy gel, and the manager was a midget that looked like the spitting image of david spade......damn i didnt wanna laugh....the other girl cashiering was shorter(5'6ish) and it was funny seeing her looking down at him....LMAO

Token Moron · May 9th, 2003, 02:07 PM

plus, midgets have all the fun

**NWS**

midget fun

Coco · May 9th, 2003, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by gtw00
hey coco what was that you were saying before about holding her upside down by her feet?

you can hold her upside down by her feet while she gives you a lickydicky slurp. speaking of slurp...where the heck is slurppie???

gtw00 · May 9th, 2003, 02:13 PM

yeah but you had another name for it

Coco · May 9th, 2003, 02:19 PM

dont remember...what was it?

gtw00 · May 9th, 2003, 02:36 PM

i forget thats why im askin

1CLNB14 · May 9th, 2003, 03:32 PM

They like to be called little people

nismoprincess · May 9th, 2003, 03:58 PM

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Originally posted by Coco
you can hold her upside down by her feet while she gives you a lickydicky slurp. speaking of slurp...where the heck is slurppie???

OMG Coco

LMAO

Coco · May 9th, 2003, 04:38 PM

LMAO!!!! It a boring Friday!!!!!!!!!!