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Old Jan 21st, 2003, 11:14 AM   #1 (permalink)
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So what are you two fine looking ladies doing later?

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Old Jan 21st, 2003, 11:16 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Old Jan 21st, 2003, 11:20 AM   #3 (permalink)
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hey, i noticed your looking at this months playgirl, will you look at the size of that shlong, :wisper: mines bigger
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Old Jan 21st, 2003, 11:30 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Old Jan 21st, 2003, 04:10 PM   #5 (permalink)
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So, have either of you ever heard of a 'menage a trois?'
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Old Jan 21st, 2003, 04:24 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old Jan 21st, 2003, 05:29 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Why don't you hop out of those dry clothes and into a wet me?
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Old Jan 21st, 2003, 05:58 PM   #8 (permalink)
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hey, i noticed your looking at this months playgirl, will you look at the size of that shlong, :wisper: mines bigger
I figured I had better start reading a few of these...So I stopped at you George...because you damn near quoted my thoughts
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Old Jan 21st, 2003, 06:54 PM   #9 (permalink)
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(and you gave ME trouble?)
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Old Jan 21st, 2003, 08:54 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old Jan 21st, 2003, 09:41 PM   #11 (permalink)
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Old Jan 22nd, 2003, 12:44 AM   #12 (permalink)
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Old Jan 22nd, 2003, 07:35 AM   #13 (permalink)
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What is that intoxicating scent you are wearing.......Ben Gay?
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Old Jan 22nd, 2003, 07:40 AM   #14 (permalink)
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Old Jan 22nd, 2003, 08:00 AM   #15 (permalink)
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