Dirty deaf joke.

DRUNKHORSE · Jan 11th, 2006, 01:33 AM

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights, because they can't see each other using sign language.

After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution.

"Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time."

The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea. Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time."

"If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis.............fifty times."

Psch91 · Jan 11th, 2006, 02:14 AM

Im very dissapointed. That implies that deaf people are retarded, tugging on it 50 times would get him off, she obviously knows that.

/end of joke analysis

Tavel · Jan 11th, 2006, 02:20 AM

and you're assuming they're not...how many deaf people do you know?

....lol. i work with a couple, the one girl is a total ditz and fails every sort test and gets sent home

...the dude is polish and acts like a polish guy. lol

and it really annoys me because the girl uses ASL, and the guy uses ESL...ahhhhh!

DRUNKHORSE · Jan 11th, 2006, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psch91

Im very dissapointed. That implies that deaf people are retarded, tugging on it 50 times would get him off, she obviously knows that.

/end of joke analysis

exactly how dumb are you?

Hendrix · Jan 11th, 2006, 07:37 AM

joke = 3 outta 5
post following joke = -20 outta 5

wildmanee · Jan 11th, 2006, 08:13 AM

I'm retarded.

***Jeff*** · Jan 11th, 2006, 09:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hendrix

joke = 3 outta 5
post following joke = -20 outta 5

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