I want to make a short movie and I am out of ideas. I'm thinking something low budget ($20) with few people and done in the next to days. any Ideas would be appreciated.
Porn movie would be cool and since your local, I will be glad to be the lead character in the movie....and you dont have to worry about a plot. If you dont like that idea...how about a movie based on the F&F style but with Santa Clause in it .......
When I get bored and make em I think that stupid police chase movies are fun. With a villain and 2 cops one smart one stupid. Classic comedy stuff. Try it out.
Guy in his mid 20's is sitting on his couch. It is pretty late, and his girlfriend is passed out next to him. He is flipping through the station when he comes across a porn station. He stops there and watches for a minute. Glances out of the corner of his eye just to make sure the g/f is still sleeping. So he figure what the hell, he starts touching himself trying to be as quiet as possible as not to wake up his sleeping g/f.
Now he starts to make his move and now is when the comic relief begins. As he start to quietly undo his zipper you pan in for a close up. Now the thing is that every thing he does from this point on is extremely loud. For example just undoing his zipper sound like heavy clanking machinery with ever tooth coming apart.
Now getting the zipper undone makes the g/f restless but does not completely wake her. So he wips it out. On the whipping out of his meat rocket you hear a loud lion roar. Again making his g/f restless but does not fully wake her. So now he gets going with the deed. But now the sound effect is a train slowly starting to move and then getting up to speed, chuga chuga chuga chuga and so forth.
So the male character is in full masturbation mode and the train is speeding along. But he is forgetting to keep an eye on his g/f. He is almost finished, and when he does climax you will here the wistle of the train blowing.
He lets out a huge sigh of relief only to find his g/f wide awake staring at him with a look of shock on her face. And he turns to her very embarrased then shrugs his shoulders with and oh well kind of expression. Fade to black. The end.
This can all be done tastefully without showing any private parts.
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Dude I'm local as well. I make movies all the time with my friends around here, if you want some help Id be glad to be apart of something. With a 20 dollar budget you have to rely on writing to drive the movie. A short drama is all you can do. Which means pretty much some good acting. Unless you want to do something funny, then it doesnt matter.
But Since this is a Nissanforum we should talk about cars too, so I think itd be cool to do a short action sequence involving a car chase. Thatd be BA, and it would take some time but with some patience you could make it look like the cars were going really fast, you can go fast but safety is an issue because you are filming. So make it something like Nissan vs. Honda and make the Nissan kick its @$$!!!!! Thatd be cool.
and since your local, I will be glad to be the lead character in the movie....and you dont have to worry about a plot. If you dont like that idea...how about a movie based on the F&F style but with Santa Clause in it .......
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