so i work at office depot and the parking lot never gets packed..........never, we have a shit load of parking spaces....so occasionally i double park my car so people dont park next to me. i figured since cops NEVER pass around there, and since there is always parking, if a cop did pass, he wouldnt trip.......well today, after being mad as hell because i found a shopping cart right next to my car, i get into my car to go home, and i look behind me and i see two cops in a car passing very very slowly...so i'm like "oh.........shit" so i turn the car on as if nothing is wrong, close my door......the cops make a turn still eyeballing me to make sure i was leaving, i actually also had my radar detector in full view(illegal in cali) i know the passenger side cop saw it.... meanwhile my buddy in his mustang parked accross the parking lot is laughing his ass off at me........so i dont even let the car warm up and leave like a mofo...not sure if the cop punced my license number into the computer for future references or not..........good thing i left 5 mins early from work, another minute and i woulda had a ticket on my windshield wiper!! anybody had any similar experiences?
Yeah, get this: I had a friend with me and I double parked, I left the keys in it while he waited in the car...come back and there's a ticket on my window. Why the *uck didn't you move my car, I ask him???
So dumb ass says, "huh, I dunno..."
yeah i got a ticket for that....sorta. I'm in the airforce, so i live on an airforce base, and if youre not familiar with base cops, let me tell you, I've gotten tickets for the most retarded things, like driving with my fog lights on (apparently its illegal here in oklahoma)
But anyways, there is this one spot I always try to park in, cause the spot to the left of it is like a full parking space size of those crossed lines, so you cant park, then on the other side of the crossed lines is a handicapped spot, and on the right side of my spot is a curb. and call me retarded, but I like to park like extremely crooked. And this time my tire was like halfway over the line, where the crossed lines are. And I got a ticket for it, it said I was interfering with the handicapped spot, I was like what the fcuk. I think the cop gave me the ticket just cause he didnt like how i park crooked, so every time i park now, i park as crooked as possible while still staying in the lines. hehe
when i am in my 72 chevy truck and i see someone taking up 2 spaces or parking crooked i like parking as close as possible so they cant get there car out it is funny as hell when you see them in there cars waiting for me to move it and i know they sure as hell are not going to hit it because it would tear there shit up and i also take my time pulling out you have never seen anything funnier
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