There was a church that had a very big-busted organist.
Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played.
Unfortunately she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled.
They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons and put them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size.
She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday".
There was a church that had a very big-busted organist.
Her breasts were so huge that they bounced and jiggled while she played.
Unfortunately she distracted the congregation considerably.
The very proper church ladies were appalled.
They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
One of the ladies approached her very discreetly and told her to mash up some green persimmons and put them on her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size.
She agreed to try it.
The following Sunday morning the minister got up on the pulpit and said, "Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol we will not hath a thermon tewday".
hahahahahahah that was pretty good.
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Originally Posted by Z_Spool
I personally disagree with this one... nothing more distracting than talking to a girl with a couple of caterpillars playing chicken on her forehead.
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LMAO, BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! 4.7 outta 5
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