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Old Oct 4th, 2005, 11:33 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Mark says I can't follow directions

A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman "Give me six double vodkas."

The barman says "Wow, you must have had one hell of a day."

"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."

The next day the same guy came into the bar and asked for the same drinks.

When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back...

"I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"

On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.

The bartender said "Jesus! Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"

"Yeah, my wife..."
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Old Oct 4th, 2005, 12:23 PM   #2 (permalink)
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LOL, that would be one hell of a week.
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Old Oct 4th, 2005, 12:24 PM   #3 (permalink)
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hey, if your wife likes girls, its just more reason for a threesome.
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Old Oct 4th, 2005, 12:46 PM   #4 (permalink)
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lmao...nice.

But the 6 shots for the wife should be a celebration.
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