It’s amazing that assholes can get girls. Actually, now that I think of it, it’s not that amazing. They are assholes at heart, but to meet girls they lavish their undying love. IT’S A CHARADE. They act nice, friendly, and they listen… until they get into what they’re after. Their prey thinks they are in love with them, however when they realize what assholes their predators really are, they pretend like the asshole is really nice inside. The girl tries to change the asshole into a nice guy, but assholes will always be assholes. She gets upset and goes to the nice guy to complain about the asshole. But she claims to love the asshole… now this is where the theory begins. She doesn’t want to look like she is easy so she wont dump the asshole right away, instead she will stay with the asshole. Girls are idiots. They don’t realize that the nice guy has been there all along. He never had to pretend to be a good guy to get girls because he is naturally like that. However, girls don’t see it for some reason or another. They look at the nice guy as a friend, a trusted companion to whom they can tell their sad story to about their asshole boyfriend. But the nice guy isn’t THAT naïve. He was trying to score with the girl he listens to all along. The problem is that since he is a nice guy he keeps listening. Since girls get attached to things that pay attention to them, they think of the nice guy as a friend. A FRIEND. They don’t say, “Oh he’s hot” or “I want to have his children” about the nice guy, they just want the emotional support. When they get the emotional support from the nice guy, they don’t need it from the asshole. The nice guy gets the shit end of the stick while the asshole gets all the action. I am starting to wonder if being a nice guy is really the route to take to get action… I have been down this path for all of my post-pubescent life and it has gotten me NOWHERE… at least not in the women department. Perhaps another reason why girls fall for the asshole is because assholes ignore the girl they are with. The women wonder, “Why isn’t he paying attention to me?” so they explore why. They poke and prod and get closer to the asshole. They start to get easier with each attempt to get closer. The asshole finally says, “I’ve let this beauty dangle long enough, time to boat this bass”. It is then he puts on his charade and the girl feels like she has won him… even thought all she has won is an asshole. Once you have gone down the path as a nice guy or a “listener” you can’t turn back. The girl will always go after the assholes because there are always nice guys there to listen. Once you realize that you are a “listener” you cant do anything about it… just pack up and close shop. There is no way you will get into her pants… ever. There is and never will be a situation where the nice guy will get the girl he has a crush on. It just doesn’t work like that. The girl wont “come to her senses” and realize what an asshole her boyfriend is like in the movies… instead she will just go after another asshole, and unless you stop being a nice guy, she will never go after you. Women complain that there are no nice guys in the world. Right. They are obviously not looking hard enough because there are nice guys EVERYWHERE!!!! Girls aren’t looking for nice guys… they say they are but they’re not. They are looking for the perfect asshole, but there is NO SUCH THING as the perfect asshole. All in all, the nice guy gets the shaft. To all the girls out there with boyfriends that don’t treat you with respect, that don’t listen to you, and that don’t care about you I say this; look next to you. The guy that has been standing next to you the whole time is the guy you have been looking for. He is what you want your asshole to be like. He knows more about you than you know about yourself… because he has listened to it all.
The Nice Guy Syndrome
[list=1][*]Your bill at the florist last year was more than your monthly house payment. [*]Women often tell you that, "You are such a good listener." [*]When you arrive to pick up your date at her place, her cat isn't even threatened by you. [*]You didn't go to a concert that you had tickets for because your female friend needed your help moving her furniture out of her abusive boyfriend's apartment. [*]You are more comfortable hanging out with women than men and you have few male friends. [*]Your biggest thrill in the last few months came after you spent an entire Saturday fixing your foxy neighbor's broken toilet and she said, "You are so sweet!" [*]You avoid conflict with your girlfriend at all costs. [*]Saying "No" to your girlfriend never enters your mind. [*]It is difficult for you to put your own needs first. You think that if you do, you are being selfish. [*]You consider yourself more sensitive and evolved than other men. [*]You pride yourself on not being like the other men who "only have one thing on their minds." (You happen to have the same thing on your mind, but you hide it from women -- and yourself.) [*]You always ask for a woman's permission before you try to kiss her on the cheek. [*]Your emotional well-being is dependent on your girlfriend's happiness. You are happy only when she is happy. [/list=1]
ya know what that is so not true and I'll tell you why. So ya definently went out with this asshole for a year and always comp-lained to this really nice hot guy about him. Me and the "nice" guy never really dated or anything but I ended up dumping my boyfriend and going around with the nice guy, needless to say he was not all that nice, dude we f*'n for like three months and he didn't even have enough balls to tell me that he had a girlfriend for three months. I seriuosly belive that if you are such a nice guy you wouldn't just try to get down the girls pants. SO needless to say I got pissed at the nice guy and fucked his best friend and what!!!!!!!!!!! At first I felt like dumb whore but it really did piss him off. And whenever I used to ask him if he had a girlfriend he always told me no, so when he asked me if I fucked his friend I replied to him by saying "No" even though he knew that I did, which really made him pissed off. all in all it really wasn't worth all of the drama of trying to do the right thing and getting with the nice guy, I should have just stayed with the asshole, but oh well once again I am left empty handed, but it is kinda fun being single but life's a bitch and then you die, have fun when you can and get with as many asshole's as you can that's my theory.
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Originally posted by atligrl00 ... asshole ... f*'n for like three months... enough balls ....fucked his best friend.... dumb whore.... I fucked his friend... asshole... life's a bitch.... get with as many asshole's...
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