woohoo!

permalink · Jun 7th, 2003, 10:36 AM

Can't wait until I am no longer a newb, on these forums anyway, but I guess everyone had to go through it at some point!

Felonious Cat Stalker · Jun 7th, 2003, 06:08 PM

That's right. Now I'll expect my laundry to be cleaned AND starched, but not too much. And when you're done that, shine my shoes.

But seriously, welcome to the forums.

Lurker Above · Jun 7th, 2003, 08:04 PM

while you're waiting, let me regale you with some of my bad jokes!

why did the honda driver buy a spare flywheel?

because he figured it would come in handy in a clutch

Nismom · Jun 8th, 2003, 05:49 PM

^ OMG! That's the worst_joke_ever!

LOL!

Lurker Above · Jun 8th, 2003, 08:52 PM

hee

how did the sentra driver with blue xenon headlights avoid getting caught by the cops?

he HID them

stealthb14 · Jun 8th, 2003, 09:14 PM

Lurker Above...those jokes are just plain horrible! LMAO. Just don't scare the newbs.

Lurker Above · Jun 8th, 2003, 09:39 PM

egad! you're psychic, stealthb14, i just posted that on another thread!

what do you call people who rotate their tires every 100 miles?

lug nuts

Nismom · Jun 8th, 2003, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lurker Above
hee

how did the sentra driver with blue xenon headlights avoid getting caught by the cops?

he HID them

I stand corrected...

Lurker Above · Jun 9th, 2003, 12:34 AM

a recent survey showed that of all the drivers that modify their manual transmission sticks, more of them were part time workers rather than full time or salaried employees. why is that?

because they're short shifters