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hi guys i am The Saint i joined up about 15 mins a go , my girl is out so i was looking for info and i decided to join, i hope to get and give good info to all my nissan brothers and sisters . By the way i am from Barbados and island in the West Indies and no we dont have cart roads and ride in donkey carts we haave great machinery and knowledge that would blow your cool so ask me anything
i'll double on the post whore coment.
heres another lame ass joke,(another, ----GASP!---that means all the other jokes were lame too! )
i'm sure alot of you've heard it but it's new to me so...
what's the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when he hits the windshield??
Originally posted by Lurker Above hi gee! i am constantly amazed at our texas nissan crowd...so many nissan drivers, and always active, both online and off. welcome aboard! ....
you know, i was thinking the same thing. my 97 200sx was originally a lease in houston, somehow it found it's way up here to the DC area.
>PINOCCHIO
>
> Pinocchio had a human girlfriend who would sometimes complain about
> splinters when they were having sex. Pinocchio, therefore, went to
> visit Gepetto to see if he could help. Gepetto suggested he try a
> little sandpaper on his manhood and Pinocchio skipped away
>enlightened.
> A couple of weeks later, Gepetto saw Pinocchio bouncing happily
> through town and asked him, "How's the girlfriend?"
> Pinocchio replied, "Who needs a girlfriend?"
>
>CINDERELLA
>
> Cinderella wants to go to the ball, but her wicked stepmother won't
> let her. As Cinderella sits crying in the garden, her fairy
>godmother
> appears, and promises to provide Cinderella with everything she
>needs
> to go to the ball, but only on two conditions.
> "First, you must wear a diaphragm." Cinderella agrees.
> "What's the second condition?"
> "You must be home by 2a.m. any later, and your diaphragm will turn
> into a pumpkin." Cinderella agrees to be home by 2 a.m.
> The appointed hour comes and goes, and Cinderella doesn't show up.
> Finally, at 5 a.m., Cinderella shows up, looking love-struck and
>**very** satisfied.
> "Where have you been?" demands the fairy godmother. "Your diaphragm
> was supposed to turn into a pumpkin three hours ago!!!"
> "I met a prince, Fairy Godmother. He took care of everything."
> "I know of no prince with that kind of power! Tell me his name!"
> "I can't remember, exactly...Peter Peter, something or other..."
>
>
>MICKEY MOUSE
>
> Mickey Mouse and Minnie Mouse were in divorce court and the judge
> said to Mickey, "You say here that your wife is crazy."
> Mickey replied, "I didn't say she was crazy, I said she's fucking
> Goofy."
>
>
>SNOW WHITE
>
> Snow White saw Pinocchio walking through the woods so she ran up
> behind him, knocked him flat on his back, and then sat on his face
> screaming, "Lie to me! Lie to me!"
>
>
>RED RIDING HOOD
>
> Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods when suddenly
> the Big Bad Wolf jumped out from behind a tree and, holding a sword
>to
> her throat, said, "Red, I'm going to screw your brains out!"
> To that, Little Red Riding Hood calmly reached into her picnic
>basket
> and pulled out a .44 magnum and pointed it at him and said, "No
> you're not! You're going to eat me, just like it says in the book
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