Now why didn't anyone ever mention this concept to the admins at my old site? Would have cut down the clutter in our Lounge a hundred-fold. This way us rookies can blab about ourselves and no bitter, newb-disdaining longtime regulars can moan about it. Woo-hoo!
(Wait... to be a true newb I should post this in the Lounge, only to have it moved here by an irate admin, right?)
Howdy folks, my name is Smith and I'm new. Well, sort of... raced domestics for 8 years, hold an SCCA license but am big into drag racing as well, now I've seen the light and am moving on to my next big thing on the import circuit rather than tired old domestics. I'm quite impressed with what Nissan is doing with the new Z and am looking to pick one up for myself in a month or two. So far it looks like the Enthusiast model with the only options being floor/trunk mats and the aerodynamics package... but it seems the Enthusiast model doesn't have the "Vehicle Dynamic Control" option like the Touring or other models do... now what the heck is that? Sounds like a fancy gadget I wouldn't want anyway. I always turned off the TCS in my old car. What fun is six gears of [insert hp figure here] hp if the computer's limiting the throttle plate opening???
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Glad you guys have

too, he was always my favorite and he caused quite a stir when he first came around the domestic scene.
Cheers,