1. To remove a bandage painlessly, saturate the
bandage with vodka. The solvent dissolves the adhesive.
2. To clean the caulking around bathtubs and
showers, fill a trigger-spray bottle with vodka, spray the caulking, let
set five minutes and wash clean. The alcohol in the vodka kills mold and
mildew.
3. To clean your eyeglasses, simply wipe the lenses
with a soft, clean cloth dampened with vodka. The alcohol in the vodka
cleans the glass and kills germs.
4. Prolong the life of razors by filling a cup with
vodka and letting your safety razor blade soak in the alcohol after shaving.
The vodka disinfects the blade and prevents rusting.
5. Spray vodka on vomit stains, scrub with a brush,
then blot dry.
6. Using a cotton ball, apply vodka to your face as
an astringent to cleanse the skin and tighten pores.
7. Add a jigger of vodka to a 12-ounce bottle of
shampoo. The alcohol cleanses the scalp, removes toxins from hair, and
stimulates the growth of healthy hair.
8. Fill a sixteen-ounce trigger-spray bottle and
spray bees or wasps to kill them.
9. Pour one-half cup vodka and one-half cup water in
a Ziplock freezer bag, and freeze for a slushy, refreshable ice pack for
aches, pain, or black eyes..
10. Fill a clean, used mayonnaise jar with freshly
packed lavender flowers, fill the jar with vodka, seal the lid tightly and
set in the sun for three days. Strain liquid through a
coffee filter, then apply the tincture to aches and pains.
11. Make your own mouthwash by mixing nine
tablespoons powered cinnamon with one cup vodka. Seal in an airtight
container for two weeks. Strain through a coffee filter. Mix with warm
water and rinse your mouth. Don't swallow.
12. Using a q-tip, apply vodka to a cold sore to
help it dry out.
13. If a blister opens, pour vodka over the raw skin
as a local anesthetic that also disinfects the exposed dermis.
14. To treat dandruff, mix one cup vodka with two
teaspoons crushed rosemary, let sit for two days, strain through a coffee
filter and massage into your scalp and let dry.
15. To treat an earache put a few drops of vodka in
your ear. Let set for a few minutes. Then drain. The vodka will kill the
bacteria that is causing pain in your ear.
16. To relieve a fever, use a washcloth to rub vodka
on your chest and back as a liniment.
17. To cure foot odor, wash your feet with vodka.
18. Vodka will disinfect and alleviate a jellyfish
sting.
19. Pour vodka over an area affected with poison ivy
to remove the urushiol oil from your skin.
20. Swish a shot of vodka over an aching tooth.
Allow your gums to absorb some of the alcohol to numb the pain.
Ok my personal favorite
21. If all else fails, just turn the bottle up and
drink it, nothing will matter anymore anyway!
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