Happy birthday to me.

rhino-x · Nov 25th, 2003, 08:31 PM

Monday, Dec. 1st I will be turning the ripe (sour?) old age of 25. 1/4 of a century. _Almost_ closer to death than to birth. 4 long years past my sell-by date of 21.

Anyhow, since it's a monday that pretty much sucks. I think I'm going to do something Friday or Saturday night (leaning towards sat.). It will most likely involve a little eating, and then copius amounts of drinking. Anyone and everyone is invited, bonus points to anyone who gets me laid.

BlueBOB · Nov 26th, 2003, 08:43 AM

what happens if you get laid by one of the DNE members...?

rueben is available...

Imobejoas · Nov 26th, 2003, 08:45 AM

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what happens if you get laid by one of the DNE members...?

rueben is available...

awww Chris you're so nice to volunteer others, when EVERYBODY knows that you can "love him long time... uhhh uhhhh"

BlueBOB · Nov 26th, 2003, 08:59 AM

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awww Chris you're so nice to volunteer others, when EVERYBODY knows that I can "love him long time... uhhh uhhhh"

Of course Rueben, I'm always here to help and volunteer your services...

all the men rant and rave about ya... the girls just complain about your obsessive need for "back-door" action.

Imobejoas · Nov 26th, 2003, 09:38 AM

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Of course Rueben, I'm always here to help and volunteer your services...

all the men rant and rave about ya...

i don't know what the men are ranting and raving about when i hear that the guys like you 'cause you like to cuddle afterwards

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... the girls just complain about your obsessive need for "back-door" action.

well if I go through the front-door, I don't take well to father's with shot-guns.

BlueBOB · Nov 26th, 2003, 09:47 AM

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i don't know what the men are ranting and raving about when i hear that the guys like you 'cause you like to cuddle afterwards

well if I go through the front-door, I don't take well to father's with shot-guns.

yeah... i'm a cuddler... the ladies love it! of course, the menses are saying that you're the kinky one out of the two of us... i'm a decent lay, you're a hard core f*ck!

and I think you're just making an excuse about not goin in the front-door... we all know that you, mr chen, love back-door action, so when you get to a woman, it's the only thing that gives you any form of pleasure as you can imagine your just with a long haired man.

hahaha

don't forget... like the avatar says... i'm god.. i know and see all... rueben's got quite a few Go-to-hell checks... lol

ny98max · Nov 26th, 2003, 09:51 AM

You guys sure know how to turn a thread gay, LOL.

rhino-x · Nov 26th, 2003, 10:11 AM

Did I forget to mention that I'm HETEROSEXUAL.

Imobejoas · Nov 26th, 2003, 10:15 AM

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Did I forget to mention that I'm HETEROSEXUAL.

yes.. Chris loves hetero's and homos.... a piece of ass is a piece of ass to him (livestock included).

BlueBOB · Nov 26th, 2003, 10:21 AM

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yes.. Chris loves hetero's and homos.... a piece of ass is a piece of ass to him (livestock included).

LMAO!!!!

I'm not sure if I can top that one...
so I am hereby denouncing my title as the DNE member with the craziest and most creative gay thoughts... Rueben is now the DNE Homosexuality Advisor.

And Nils, once you became a regular DNE member... sexual preferences went right out the window... LOL

JNCoRacer · Nov 26th, 2003, 10:24 AM

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And Nils, once you became a regular DNE member... sexual preferences went right out the window... LOL

You've got a point there.

sultan · Nov 26th, 2003, 12:13 PM

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And Nils, once you became a regular DNE member... sexual preferences went right out the window... LOL

that's not entirely true, you need to go to mod meets at your house first. there's regular members that haven't been to your house.

hmmm, all this talk between you and reuben make me wonder, where's Ryan?

BlueBOB · Nov 26th, 2003, 12:21 PM

haha... if only he posted here regularly

ny98max · Nov 26th, 2003, 01:49 PM

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that's not entirely true, you need to go to mod meets at your house first. there's regular members that haven't been to your house.

hmmm, all this talk between you and reuben make me wonder, where's Ryan?

Lol.

rhino-x · Nov 28th, 2003, 03:04 PM

All right, I'm going out tomorrow night. If anyone wants to go, let me know and I'll let you know when I figure out where/when.